"Everyone immigrates to Mars nowadays!!! , Thanks to the god damned viruses and wars! finally, people get tired of the Earth." Bruno has already foreseen huge commercial success of his future concerts with this new potential marketing base. " Wait a minute! one final concern, why people come to me, didn't they always want to go to heaven?"
"The answer is yes or no" answered Venus, Bruno Mars' newly hired secretary, who is also a true earth insighter, "Sure, they all want to go to heaven eventually, but no! nobody wants to go now, that's why first after the Zeus gangs overflowed Mount Olympus and next got the earth really screwed up, mortal men would want to find some similar earthly habitance, yes, heaven would be the final destination for any of them if qualified. "
"Give the high priority to Ukrainian! they are the ones suffered the most, tell them, I shall stand by them, I'd catch a grenade for ya, a Russian grenade! ! !"
