【英文什錦菜】original talk show 【Made in China】

Made in China

Here is my script:

When talking 'bout Made in China, hate it or like it? People argued constantly. People who say hate Made in China are the ones buying the most made in China. 

I am working in an organization having a lot internal cooperation. We import a lot of raw material and equipments from China and sell worldwide。 My businessman likes Made in China, helps him made more money, but, he doesn't buy anything cheap Made in China in his daily life. The workers hate Made in China but they cannot survive without buying the cheap Made in China, because they are poor and cheap.  They  wanted to pay the clay price to get a diamond, but when they got what they paid for they complain the clay quality is not as good as the diamond.

One day a maintenance guy named John was working on a broken tool bought from China. He swore a big time, and I said to him, you know John, we have several this kind of tools, the worst ones are all made in Ontario.  You think I could change his mind? No way!!! One bad thing about when you get too close to somebody is, when you started call each other buddies, it's time he started to swear to you. You ditch out jokes you must be able to take them back. Like John, his mouth has never been defeated. Suddently, he realized I was not born in Canada. So he gave me his apology: Oh, I think the only thing great from China are the people.  So that is the typical Canadian losers. 

Another day I wanted to add a backup battery to my Canon DSLR camera. A pair of batteries with a USB charger from Amazon only cost a fraction of one piece genuine Canon battery. My fellow professional photographer friend told me: Don't buy the cheap off-market batteries from China for your several thousand dollars' camera. but I think for pricewise it's worth to take a chance. The new batteries are doing really good to me, & my friend probably didn't not realize that his genuine Canon battery is also Made in China.

 

 

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• 沙發！ -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 10:43:27

• 哈哈哈，精彩至極的脫口秀！！！ “Oh, I think the only thing great from China are -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 10:57:43

• the people”花董真是為中國人長臉！：） -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 10:58:23

• 背景音樂聽著耳熟不? -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 11:04:10

• 這還用問嗎，聽了一萬遍的Y：） -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 11:05:59

• 美國黑人很多Walmart shopping , 又說中國搶他們工作機會。 -AP33912- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 11:07:00

• 哈哈，移花太有才了。寫的好，説的好。 -天邊一片白雲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 12:47:33

• 能寫會說，牛！ -Marauders- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 13:44:17

• 即興就說出來了，然後發現最好有文字。現敲的，改了好幾次typo, 現在也不好說都改對了 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 16:25:35

• 大S也來一個！：） -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 18:56:58

• 再鼎一下華帥：） -老地雷- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 16:46:28

• 你比黃西的英文強太多了：）如果國外的第一代中國人的英文都像你這樣，中國人的形象會提升太多了：）美壇童鞋們一起努力呀：） -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 18:03:11

• 很棒。讚。周末愉快。 -chuntianle- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 19:01:07

• How I love it! -何仙姑- ♀ (764 bytes) () 01/30/2022 postreply 06:48:55

• right on the point, well done -心存善念- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/30/2022 postreply 08:41:15

• 恭喜花董。首頁進來，謝謝網管，英文什錦菜 original talk show 【Made in China】 推薦成功 -梅雨潭- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/30/2022 postreply 17:24:40