【MYSJ COSPLAY】Girl brutally interrogate dad!!!

Kids always want to play, any time they are awake. In the early morning the sweet little girl provoked the chat with a play request. The dad at the begining tried to be a little educative but soon went south after loosing patience. The dad & daughter's random chat eventually evolved into a bitter interrogation.  A little girl interrogated dad... brutally... ...

Thanks, dear Beautifulwind, being my sweetest 小棉襖，and also thanks for beating me up.

The following notes are taken from conversation in the original video 

Sweet little girl's brutal interrogation of her dad!

G :  Papa can we play outside?

D:  No!!!!

G: Why???

D: coz  it's 5 o'clock in the morning, it's too early.

G: Why?!

D: the sun hasn't come up yet. (mouth half filled)

G: Why?

D: becaus~(swallow)se... the sun comes up later

G: Y?

D: well, the earth goes around when it turns a certain amount,  sun shows on the horizon.

G: Y?

D: I don't know!!

G: Y~ai? Why don't you know Papa?

D: coz I didn't pay attention in school , ok, I didn't listenin' class.

G: Y?

D: coz I was high all the time… I smoke too much pots.

G: WHHHH~~Y?

D: I ain.. I aint think it would matter.

G: Y?

D: I just figure my life will come to on its own, then I met your mom and you came along, so now I work at the muffler shop.

G: Y?

D: well, it's too late for me to pursue a career now since your mom has a job with benefit, I stay home I take care you, coz what I make,  it is pretty much a joke.

G: Y?

D: well the service economy replace manufacturing, there's no real job in America anymore.

G: Y?

D: we got good jobs for a while,  it's just we're lucky and now we're unlucky

G: Y?

D: it's just the way it goes.

G: Y?

D: coz God is dead, we're alone.

G: okay!!

D:

 

所有跟帖： 

• 沙發 -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 16:11:13

• 才問14個Y, 就受不了了，next tree -:) -AP33912- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 16:18:00

• 不能打，不能罵，自己快瘋了 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 16:29:44

• 這個Cosplay “多大的愛” ？ -AP33912- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 16:57:00

• 是不是這個cosplay了“多少的外”：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 18:35:05

• 14/ :) -AP33912- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/20/2021 postreply 03:18:00

• 哈哈哈哈哈，看一次大笑一次，花董，你真是邊吃邊配的嗎？：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 16:26:07

• 是一種costco的擠著吃的蘋果醬，不往外流，我怕嘴裏含著牛奶說不出話來 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 16:28:17

• 哈哈哈，太敬業啦：）佩服花董五體投地，這麽長篇的英文，一天就錄好了，儼然就是劇中的爸爸，你怎麽一直保持high的？：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 16:37:43

• smoke too much pots -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 16:57:00

• LOL，這個cosplay忒棒了，讚！有耐心的花帥和頑皮的小美鳳：） -忒忒綠- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 16:36:00

• 哈哈，我本來先照文本錄了一個demo，讓花董聽，他體諒我沒時間，就直接用了，對齊花好多功夫：）花董忒牛，我學習英語發音巨添動力： -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 16:42:02

• 你那些why們, 偏偏在smoke 2 much pot那句拖個長音，是因為覺得就應該啊,,你居然... .... -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 17:15:23

• 哈哈，那個拖長音是故意的，想象不出這麽可愛的爸爸居然為了high吸大麻？？：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 18:09:13

• 看著小美鳳，眼珠一轉嘴一撇，okay，我快笑S了,回放了無數遍 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 17:18:26

• 看你一本正經又無可奈何，看你說high一次，我樂一次：）英文太牛，口型對得那麽棒，語言天才，video做得又快又好，太聰明了：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 18:22:49

• 快參加cosplay活動啊，別拖著啦：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 18:32:29

• 哈哈哈。這個經典。兩個人都棒棒噠。笑歪了。。 -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 17:03:39

• @};---,都是手工操作但可以不受素材限製， -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 17:17:21

• 盈盈，趕緊快參加活動吧，省事的話，可以用配音秀：）這是練習英語的很好玩的方法！：）或者不管什麽cosplay，來一個就行：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 18:11:45

• 好噠，我想想哈。：） -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 18:17:43

• 還用想嗎？ cosplay女特務都不用化妝 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 19:55:34

• Super entertaining; bravo! -ibelieu- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 17:18:21

• 我信你還是我騙你？ 你文字才是真功夫，我這個是copy &paste -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 17:23:19

• It ain't easy to be good at anything. I have no clue -ibelieu- ♀ (82 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 17:50:10

• wonderfully copied and done. -AP33912- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 18:14:00

• 謝謝信大師！你再為美壇寫一個好玩的劇本吧：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 18:12:55

• 很完美！移花的聲音聽出來了，美風的聲音沒聽出來，這麽百變麽？：-） -陶陶三- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 17:36:39

• 哈哈，謝謝陶導鼓勵！花董真是把這個配音做得又快又好：）五歲小女孩，我就努力用和小朋友說話的聲音來配音：）給你聽聽我曾用中文配的： -beautifulwind- ♀ (135 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 18:17:58

• 她的台詞再多些還是應該能聽出來的， -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 19:18:41

• Wow and wow! Two dynamos, one raging success. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 20:21:02

• 總是和你學英文：）哪天你也讀讀美語怎麽樣？讀一段新聞也成，算cosplay新聞主播：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 20:33:32

• Thanks. it is an interesting idea to do some "broadcasting" here -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 21:01:55

• 歎口氣後, 我感覺又父愛爆棚了 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/20/2021 postreply 05:47:39

• Great job! Enjoyed it! :) -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 21:13:39

• 謝謝蟲蟲鼓勵！花董這次do everything from scratch! 效果出乎意料的棒！很好玩：）你接著來Cos！ -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 21:32:48

• 你上次朗誦的文章太有愛了，適合我們美壇：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/19/2021 postreply 21:34:30

• 謝謝美風！兩年多前錄的。第一次聽到就很喜歡的一篇演講：） -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/20/2021 postreply 11:51:03

• 蟲蟲那個五歲小女孩聲音渾然天成, 呃... ...綁架活動時已經發過了. -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/20/2021 postreply 05:52:44

• 哈哈，那是綁架，不是合作：） -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/20/2021 postreply 11:49:18

• 恭喜花董。首頁進來，謝謝網管，COSPLAY活動Girl brutally interrogate dad!!! 推薦成功 -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/20/2021 postreply 16:23:24

• 太好笑了，有這樣一個小寶貝，真好！花董和美風配音演繹得非常到位！ -天山晨- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/20/2021 postreply 19:08:41

• 配音之後，我決定接著好好學英語啦，差太遠了：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/20/2021 postreply 22:27:34