【藍隊】【美壇藍綠綁架爭霸】Mission Impossible

原創詩文 引子：男兒焉解甲？劍嘯虎山移。不必鋒芒露，雲端掛鞘時。

 

和韻 盈盈一笑間 七律：

寒鋒一抹破青天，月墜花林白裏妍。

狂想幾時非正道？苦斟無處是甘泉。

詩囊易比錢囊滿，心坎難同井坎填。

伯樂繩韁還伯樂，長風踏燕馬平川。

 

盈盈原玉：

鄉愁四韻   平水韻一先 

 

舊國家園憶去年，關山萬裏隔煙川。  

  

千峰雲樹海棠月，九曲長江風雪天。  

  

客久慚悲臘梅落，歸來難寄雁信傳。  

  

何時得償還鄉願，且賦別情遊子篇。

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燈影下、明暗間、杯酒前，黃昏後，一項文攻計劃已在法國首都敲定，行動代號：“臨江仙“。

 

 

《臨江仙：巴黎》

 

去日凱旋歸去日，眼前浮夢浮煙，花都疑是夜光船，雲帆淩鐵塔，月影墮金淵。

故夢醇時酣不盡，明天休換今天，曉聲無悔夜鶯傳，春枝皆畫筆，秋葉幾詩箋？

 

譜據龍榆生《臨江仙》格三

韻從《詞林正韻》第七部平聲 

 

 

I spinned this wild story completely out of thin air. I apologize if dark humor isn't your cup of tea.  Anyway, my intent is anything but malicious. 

 

Nightfall. Paris lit up. Right in plain sight, my covert operation kicked off.

 

I was armed to the teeth with a newly composed Chinese ci poem, hush-hush.

 

iPhone on. Poetry sent.

 

Digitally connected, a lady netizen was instantly captured, poetically speaking. Not surprisingly, she responded positively to my soft power and took my side. Trapped in the legendary Stockholm Syndrome, she went on to do my bidding. Worming through Mei Yu Shi Jie, she took over a same-gender netizen's post by reading it out with her syrupy sing-song voice. Before I knew it, I had already bagged two captives of the opposite gender, virtually in one fell swoop. It's so sweet. It's just for fun.

 

I’m not gloating, but I must say this: NO MISSION IS IMPOSSIBLE. Move over, Tom Cruise.

 

In all seriousness, I can’t thank 甜蟲蟲 enough for recording her inspirational reading of just_4_fun’s Paris-themed post.* I have more than an inkling of how much precious time 蟲蟲 has sacrificed for this project. However, I have no idea how much I owe her. I simply know that I owe her a lot.

 

I also know that we miss just_4_fun. Given her caliber, she has much to offer Mei Yu Shi Jie, the Beautiful World of our Lingua Franca, which is such a scenic route for net surfers. I am looking forward to her return to the fold. Who isn't?

 

 

 

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*"文字可以如斯美麗" by just_4_fun https://bbs.wenxuecity.com/mysj/214112.html

Audio by 甜蟲蟲 

 

所有跟帖： 

• Good evening Yang Yang! :) -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 20:42:27

• I miss Fun Fun too. Hope she will see this post -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (349 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 20:47:20

• 蟲蟲 , did I go a bit over the top? -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 20:49:10

• haha, is it possible for you not to go over the top? -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (46 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 20:53:50

• Truth hurts, but it is true. Hahaha! -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:02:07

• :))) -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:07:27

• Also, I love your poem and your pictures of Paris! -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 20:49:21

• Catch me in the picture if you can. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:00:57

• Are you the third one from left? -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:06:55

• Hmm... -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:09:11

• In the back row, facing the camera. No? -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:10:42

• When I hmm..., I was in a state of denial. Hahaha! -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:16:25

• I knew you meant no. But which one are you? :) -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:43:09

• In France, hmm... means the opposite. Don't quote me, though. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:54:30

• hahaha, you tricked me!! -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:58:43

• Hmm... hide (in plain sight) and seek. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 22:36:08

• Thanks so much, 甜蟲蟲! -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 20:47:57

• You're very welcome! -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 20:59:36

• 美詞，美文，美誦，what a pleasure enjoying such a mix of flavors, as if -天玉之- ♀ (320 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 20:44:30

• Il s'agit d'un bon endroit pour présenter notre nouveau duo au.. -LYJiang- ♂ (23 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 20:54:10

• Pardon my French. Thank you so much! -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 20:55:17

• I just wanted to say, "Take it as a new duet of ours." -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:00:03

• I see. Thanks! -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:09:38

• My pleasure! -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 18:40:38

• De rien. Vous coopérez très bien les gars. I love French! : ) -天玉之- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:08:30

• France is still madly in love with itself. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:45:05

• 哈哈哈，they are like that, aren’t they? I remember a guy working in -天玉之- ♀ (316 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 04:56:06

• How about singing La Marseillaise (Mireille Mathieu's style)? -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 07:38:56

• Hahah, cela fonctionnera comme par magie! I should learn that -天玉之- ♀ (136 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 08:03:26

• You just reminded me of Maupassant’s “Boule de Suif.” -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 12:18:14

• I like their national anthem. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 18:13:56

• That meant you had to speak his language. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 18:10:27

• Why didn't I just say "narcissism"? -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/24/2021 postreply 14:23:45

• J'aime beaucoup la culture francaise. Wish I could live there -天玉之- ♀ (51 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:12:07

• I wish you the best. I propose a toast to France, even though -LYJiang- ♂ (86 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:52:47

• Hahah, thanks! Maybe being a tourist and a little tipsy is a -天玉之- ♀ (135 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 05:01:22

• A Tour de France? -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 07:25:25

• George Bernard Shaw's Saint Joan does justice to -LYJiang- ♂ (29 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 07:29:17

• Ha, it is said the play does contain considerable humor at the -天玉之- ♀ (78 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 08:20:27

• Shaw was naive about politics but perceptive as a playwright. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 12:08:08

• Shaw embodied Irish humor. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 18:15:56

• Hahah, exactly, that may explain the occasional Domino’s -天玉之- ♀ (131 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 08:26:59

• I won’t let you fall when and if within my reach. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 12:03:41

• Bucket list? OMG! -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 18:17:27

• Is this French? How many languages do you speak? :) -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 20:56:12

• Don't make me blush. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 20:58:56

• "C'est super, C'est beau! Bonne coopération!" -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 18:08:46

• 蟲蟲, I am reading your latest post. I can't stop. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:07:13

• Now it's my turn to blush, haha :) -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:08:28

• I'd say crimson, beautifully crimson. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 21:19:49

• I saw your comments on my post. Thank you so much!! -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (76 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 22:21:06

• Your post struck a chord with me. Good night! -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/19/2021 postreply 22:39:29

• Plain language. Deep thought. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 18:18:53

• 花都疑是夜光船，雲帆淩鐵塔，月影墮金淵。充滿了想象力的比喻，妙句，欣賞！ -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 04:53:24

• 太感謝了！很高興盈盈摘“月影墮金淵”拙句（此所謂詩中之詩眼，詞中之詞眼也。） -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 05:56:13

• 弱弱的問一下，還記得唱和嗎？一字詩也挺有趣呢。 -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 05:58:47

• 哈哈哈，小羊也會用弱弱的問一下？ -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 09:20:06

• 不是說過曾在華夏詩鄉磨劍數載麽？ -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 11:57:18

• Yes, I am no stranger to your lingo. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 18:20:21

• 弱弱的回答一下，和小羊唱和，我需要好好斟酌。因為你是高手。再給我一點時間好嗎？：）） -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 09:21:26

• 古人雲：乘興而來，盡興而歸。小羊靜候盈盈乘興而來。 -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 11:59:24

• 建議羊羊將盈盈綁下，她剛發表了新七律：鄉愁四韻，不知你是否也有鄉愁 -天山晨- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 17:46:42

• 謝謝天山晨，好主意！ -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 20:27:40

• 剛才韻和了盈盈，任由盈盈綁小羊，哈哈哈！原玉與拙和： -LYJiang- ♂ (14412 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 21:34:49

• Let's have a poetic dialogue when you are ready. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/24/2021 postreply 14:27:03

• Thank you for the kind words. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 18:21:30

• 好詩詞，必須欣賞啊。是噠，我一眼就看到這是小羊詞中的精彩之處。：） -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 09:19:18

• 也是拙詞的主旨呢。 -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 12:00:35

• Creative writing is enchanting. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 18:25:27

• 曉聲無悔夜鶯傳，春枝皆畫筆，秋葉幾詩箋？這幾句也寫得漂亮。我很喜歡。 -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 09:23:02

• 向盈盈抱拳行禮。 -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 12:01:34

• Paris looks its best in fall colors. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 18:28:08

• 好詩好文字，都很美的演繹！ -天山晨- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 06:33:48

• 感謝天山晨!France is caught between nationalism & multiculturalism. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 07:51:28

• 很喜歡您的一字木詩，言簡意賅。 -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 07:53:20

• It’s really a mellow blend of Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot. Enc -忒忒綠- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 10:00:00

• Thanks, 忒忒綠! I don’t drink, but I’m drunk on your comment. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 11:51:03

• "Mellow" is a disarming word. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 18:33:02

• 藍：綠 = 980：950 綠隊加油！ -Ha65494- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 10:56:11

• 辛苦了！每天最多可以發幾個帖？三個？ -天玉之- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 11:09:12

• 藍:每天一個, 綠: 1- ∞ -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 12:24:22

• I care about sportsmanship rather than the scoreboard. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 16:12:03

• No idea. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/24/2021 postreply 14:29:36

• Ladies first, always. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 11:54:55

• nice post , was before my time in MYSJ -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 13:16:41

• Thank you, 移花接木 ! -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 16:13:08

• Yes, Fun Fun posted this article before I even knew -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (148 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 19:23:15

• Good call, 蟲蟲 ! -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 20:12:23

• I didn't know that. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 18:34:20

• Thank you, 陶陶三 ! -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 16:33:18

• Mission well done! No kidnapping is impossible for you in MYSJ.: -陶陶三- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 17:09:42

• Thanks again! My mission rhymes with my imagination. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 19:13:51

• I can't bring myself to use that k word. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/24/2021 postreply 14:33:06

• 這篇文章記得清清楚楚，那時funfun總是應我的要求貼美文，每次我都算認真地學習，希望她回來：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 18:03:34

• Thanks, beautifulwind. I wish just_4_fun the best! -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 19:08:25

• 恭喜LYJiang。首頁進來，謝謝網管，綁架活動 Mission Impossible推薦成功 -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 15:00:53

• A big thank-you to beautifulwind and wenxuecity! -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 18:35:53

• Thank you, 花兒解語2021 ! -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/23/2021 postreply 07:44:02