【藍隊】【美壇藍綠綁架爭霸】改寫The disappeared BAOZIs， 我綁了誰？

My mom likes eating Chinese ban (BAOZIs), mom's family all good at making delicious Baozi, grandma, auntie, uncle，everyone. 

I had seen her failed a few times to make her own, poorly mixed and kneaded flour, bumpy dough.   She was so frastrated and gave up. She ordered Baozi from outside several times,  I wondered how they tasted, she never let me try.  

Later, she got a magical box, added flour and water, and came out a smooth dough.

So she made Baozi one day,  she spent the whole morning. She left them rest on the counter. Now mom was napping in sofa.  Later mom would eat them with dad and sister,never gave one to me. They looked so well and I was drooling badly.   Woo,woo,woo, not fair, I am a good kid, but I want Baozi... ... Baozi. 

Action...

one Baozi, yummy... ... I couldn't stop, another baozi, another baozi... ...

All of a sudden "啊啊.................................", sounded my mom's screaming " My buns!" 

then dad "What happened?" "What happened?" "What happened?" "What happened?"

I still had one Baozi stuffed in my mouth and turned to mom with a guilty gazing. 

She started snatching it from my mouth. I looked at the countertop, there was one bun left. 

"Where are those six buns?" mom asked dad,

"I didn't touch any of buns", he answered, of course he didn't, I ate six raw buns!

The rest of the day, mom seemed so worry about me.  Why? I just ate Baozi, maybe only because she is mom, every mom in the world is the same.  I was OK. I ate OK, I played OK, I pooped OK... ...

That's my story of the missing Baozi.

Hi, uncles and aunties, I am a black labradoodle, and this is me and my snow sculpture. My name is 汪汪汪

grabbing Baozi from the tall counter, I am a big boy now...

Sister's drawing of me stealing Baozi

圖片文字都取自天邊一片白雲的原帖，鏈接如下：

The disappeared BAOZIs

A Special Christmas in 2020

所有跟帖： 

• 沙發！ -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/05/2021 postreply 17:24:33

• 哈哈哈，可愛的花狗狗吃baozi！：）好一個才思敏捷的花狗狗！讀出來！：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/05/2021 postreply 17:28:31

• 所謂的學英語要講究,說,學,逗,唱 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/06/2021 postreply 05:41:35

• 想念家人和家鄉美食，我有次回國第二天在街邊小攤連吃6根兒地溝油油條兩碗豆腐腦, 被姐姐叫停，連炸油條的兩口子納悶兒這主兒是幹啥的 -欲借嵯峨- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/05/2021 postreply 17:30:21

• 厲害，6根油條 vs 6個包子； 嵯峨 vs labradoodle; -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/05/2021 postreply 19:36:18

• Very successful use of personification here. Well done! -ibelieu- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/05/2021 postreply 18:03:44

• through a dog's eyes -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/06/2021 postreply 05:46:52

• 移花不愧是做包子專家。綁架了包子。喜歡你的改寫，更形象。 -天邊一片白雲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/05/2021 postreply 18:39:50

• 綁了你兩個帖，完全按你的線索，都以你的原句為基礎，換了個說話角度 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/05/2021 postreply 18:55:12

• 花董真是有心：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/05/2021 postreply 19:05:50

• 白雲的帖內容總能給我留下很深印象，知道有什麽可以去找， -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/05/2021 postreply 19:31:29

• 嗯，帖子的用心程度和給人留下的印象成正比：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/05/2021 postreply 19:38:10

• 換個角度makes difference. -天邊一片白雲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/06/2021 postreply 03:33:17

• 白雲這篇包子貼讓人印象深刻。我也記得耶 ~ ~ -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/05/2021 postreply 19:16:57

• 對了，小tips，把帖子弄短點，省勁兒：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/05/2021 postreply 19:22:20

• good tip·下次來個短的。 -天邊一片白雲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/06/2021 postreply 03:31:09

• 綁架肉包子，點讚！ -唐古- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/05/2021 postreply 19:32:48

• irresistible taste and smell -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/06/2021 postreply 05:48:33

• 寫得非常生動可愛！ -Ha65494- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/05/2021 postreply 19:33:08

• 藍：綠 = 200: 190 -Ha65494- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/05/2021 postreply 22:45:04

• 哈美主持人棒棒噠！辛苦啦！：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/05/2021 postreply 22:46:01

• 我什麽時候錯過了? 哈梅是這次活動女司儀, @};-- -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/06/2021 postreply 05:39:50

• ^_^ -Ha65494- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/06/2021 postreply 10:40:19

• 改得棒棒噠！藍隊加油 -忒忒綠- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/06/2021 postreply 14:48:00

• What a cute story from 汪汪汪's perspective! Well done! ! -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/06/2021 postreply 15:23:48

• 恭喜花董。首頁進來，謝謝網管，綁架活動 改寫The disappeared BAOZIs， 我綁了誰 推薦成功 -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/06/2021 postreply 16:34:00

• 花董包子情結很嚴重！寫得好 -天山晨- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/07/2021 postreply 18:24:29