1)Morris and Brian are working partners, both in their late-60s, and both alcoholic. Neither of them has a valid driver license. Morris has his wife to pick him up everyday after work. Brian is single who needs a ride or 20 minutes walking to the bus. As long as they both showing up to work Brian should have a lift. Morris’s golden retriever dog always comes together. One hot sweeting day, after they dropped off Brian at the bus stop. Morris’s wife asked: Is the dog really that stink? Morris pointed to his golden retriever and said: it’s really stink, but it’s not this dog stink, it is the dog we just let him out.
2) John, the COO of the company, is in his mid 60s. John is a people person instead of a firm handed leader. Everyone should like to have a manager like him though might not be the best for the business. John is known for his responses to whatever people talked to him, the most you can expect is: yep, yep… … a traditional British gentleman. One day he went to a management training program. Richard said: too late, you can only teach tricks to puppies, an old dog, no matter what you do, he still only: yap, yap…
3) I once wondered why do they call a mummy mommy? A kid answered, coz they are the same as scary@#$$%^%^&**((*^$#
