【找錯?尋寶?】A Not Quite Perfect World History(5)

During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe. Later the Pilgrims crossed the Ocean, and the was called the Pilgrim's Progress. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by Indians, who came down the hill rolling their was hoops before them. The Indian squabs carried porposies on their back. Many of the Indian heroes were killed, along with their cabooses, which proved very fatal to them. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.

One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their pacels through the post without stamps. During the War, Red Coats and Paul Revere was throwing balls over stone walls. The dogs were barking and the peacocks crowing. Finally, the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.

Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. He invented electricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared ``a horse divided against itself cannot stand.'' Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

George Washington married Matha Curtis and in due time became the Father of Our Country. Then the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.

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有答案嗎? -beautifulwind- 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/24/2015 postreply 09:47:15

沒有。 -肖莊- 給 肖莊 發送悄悄話 肖莊 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/24/2015 postreply 10:07:10

問你孩子,美國高中生上過AP的應該看出那些可笑的錯誤的。 -rancho2008- 給 rancho2008 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 08/24/2015 postreply 12:13:15

除了個別地方,不需要太過麻煩孩子吧? -肖莊- 給 肖莊 發送悄悄話 肖莊 的博客首頁 (1000 bytes) () 08/24/2015 postreply 12:53:44

哈哈,小曼你點讚的哈~~ -肖莊- 給 肖莊 發送悄悄話 肖莊 的博客首頁 (302 bytes) () 08/24/2015 postreply 13:46:17

真是有趣:) -南山鬆- 給 南山鬆 發送悄悄話 南山鬆 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/24/2015 postreply 18:24:21

Rancho2008, please don't be upset or get discouraged. -肖莊- 給 肖莊 發送悄悄話 肖莊 的博客首頁 (220 bytes) () 08/24/2015 postreply 21:38:39

Thanks for your comments. I don't think I have been preaching he -rancho2008- 給 rancho2008 發送悄悄話 (685 bytes) () 08/25/2015 postreply 09:25:11

"here" is the word that got cut off... -rancho2008- 給 rancho2008 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 08/25/2015 postreply 09:27:08

Thanks. -肖莊- 給 肖莊 發送悄悄話 肖莊 的博客首頁 (1129 bytes) () 08/25/2015 postreply 10:23:27

What I meant by checking is -rancho2008- 給 rancho2008 發送悄悄話 (635 bytes) () 08/25/2015 postreply 11:47:56

Thank you. I enjoy honest conversations like this. -肖莊- 給 肖莊 發送悄悄話 肖莊 的博客首頁 (97 bytes) () 08/25/2015 postreply 12:46:08

bare bear -走馬讀人- 給 走馬讀人 發送悄悄話 走馬讀人 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/24/2015 postreply 10:18:32

哈哈,難度是大,文化,語言都涉及到才行。 -billib- 給 billib 發送悄悄話 billib 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/24/2015 postreply 13:21:31

真沒覺得有多難。大概是長期的八卦練習終於paid off了,嗬嗬。 -肖莊- 給 肖莊 發送悄悄話 肖莊 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/25/2015 postreply 10:29:46

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