Welcome to the adults'world

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I walked out of the optician’ office with my eight-year-old son, Jason, who was licking a small lollypop greedily, and in one of intervals of his sloshing, announced grimly, “I like going to the eye doctor’s office.”

“That is a surprise.” I raised my eyebrow, “I thought you hated to come here.”

“Each time I come here, the eye doctor gives me a lollypop. And I like to go to dentist’s office too.”

“Why is that? Remember the last time I was trying to drag you into the dentist’s office?”

“But he let me watch the Pokémon when he was fixing my teeth.”

“You’ve watched too much TV and that is why we are in the eye doctor’s office.”

“Dad, can I ask you a question?”

“Sure, go ahead.”

“Why the eye doctor gives me lollipops? Doesn’t he worry about my teeth? And why the dentist lets me watch TV? Doesn’t he worry about my eyes?”

“That is because…eh.... Because…” I started struggling for an answer, then I gave it up, and said resignedly, “son, welcome to the adults' world!”


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For Father's Day -hammerheadshark- 給 hammerheadshark 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 05/24/2013 postreply 05:09:23

流暢的文筆,一如既往的風趣幽默,預祝你父親節快樂。 -楚姍珊- 給 楚姍珊 發送悄悄話 楚姍珊 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 05/24/2013 postreply 08:53:58

A fun father-son conversation(^.^) -京燕花園- 給 京燕花園 發送悄悄話 京燕花園 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 05/24/2013 postreply 09:42:15

ha, ha, ha! -bmdn- 給 bmdn 發送悄悄話 (220 bytes) () 05/24/2013 postreply 10:32:50

I like it! -Lucidus- 給 Lucidus 發送悄悄話 Lucidus 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 05/24/2013 postreply 12:20:20

Love to read your article as always! -beautifulwind- 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 (54 bytes) () 05/25/2013 postreply 22:51:44

lollipop -aspector- 給 aspector 發送悄悄話 aspector 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/02/2013 postreply 23:44:00

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