回複：剩了就要靠吹(ZT)

來源: sportwoman 於 2012-06-08 08:51:02 [檔案] [博客] [舊帖] [給我悄悄話] 本文已被閱讀：次 (3731 bytes)

回答: 剩了就要靠吹(ZT) 由 sportwoman 於 2012-06-07 16:51:55

Recently a lady showed me a picture that a car bumper sticker says"this is a leftover girl,if you hit me I will marry you." So I think, if the leftover girl looks as charming as the lady who posted that picture, I am afraid that the resplendent scene that many cars fighting to hit her will happen frequently. However, if that girl looks like Sis Feng, I would say that cars will keep at least 50 meters away from her, and everyone would subconsciously maintain that distance so to prevent that leftover girl from stopping or backing up unexpectedly.I figure leftover girls should be divided into two types. One type is those who are experienced in dealing with many people and holding a good hand, at least they think they do hold a good hand. Darn it, your grandaunt has a straight flush, who should I be afraid of? Another type is those who hold a real bad hand and, of course, get no turn-ons in guys. After wasting of time for N years and lowering their conditions, and so far have gotten no one interested in them. As a matter of fact, men are also the same. I myself was doomed to be listed in the second type of leftover guys. Usually when honorably being chosen by girls, as soon as they saw my face they fled away covering their face as if I was a ghost, and made a vomiting gesture the same time. Is that really the case? What the hell is that? The lucky thing is I worked for a radio station for 2 years so I realized the power of advertising, that what the heck, when I don't have a good hand, shouldn't I pretend to have one? Thus, I promoted myself around: I have a luxury house in the middle of a mountain, a number of brand-name cars. (世上還是有墨魚的，更要是近視的? --don't get this one) When every thing went smoothly, I turned over the cards, wow! All were phone numbers on the deck of cards in no particular order that might trouble you a lot to get them back to a normal sequence. Things done can not be undone. Therefore, some people were not happy about that, but so what? Hehe, a counterfeit product, once it was sold out responsibility for any damage whatsoever, from whatever cause will not be accepted. You want the three types of warranties? Fine, go buy from big manufacturers. Just want to share with you the trick(secret of several recipes for plaster): The so-called a luxury house in the middle of a mountain was a bullpen back in my hometown, and the brand-name cars, of course, were the Phoenix brand, and no need to run on gas fuel.