回複：給愛好翻譯的童鞋們上道好菜!敬請品嚐,

上聯：說實話辦實事一身正氣，下聯：不貪汙不受賄兩袖清風 橫批：查無此人

Upper half of distich:
Rectitude practiced in every word uttered and every deed performed

Lower half of distich:
Chastity embraced no thievery attempted and no bribery accepted

Cross banner:
There exists no such man

上聯：去年光棍，今年光棍，明年好像還是光棍。下聯：同事有主，同學有主，同齡似乎全都有主。橫批：我是單身

Upper half of distich:
Alone last year, still alone this year, doomed to remain alone next year.

Lower half of distich:
Work-mate betaken, Class-mate betaken, destined to betaken all my playmates.

Cross banner:
I am single

老外們在考漢語考試。據說有這樣的聽力 ：你的牙真好看！ 哦，那是假的。 啊，真的假的？ 真的。 問：牙是真的還是假的

It is said that the following listening comprehension test was given to foreigners: You have beautiful teeth! Ah, those are false ones. Oh, really? Really! Question: are the teeth real or not?

所有跟帖： 

• I wonder if "betaken" could be replaced by "occupied" -sportwoman- ♀ (72 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 09:37:01

• MBA--Married but available -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 09:57:34

• 回複：I wonder if "betaken" could be replaced by "occupied" -bmdn- ♀ (129 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 10:21:40

• got it! -sportwoman- ♀ (150 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 10:38:53

• 頂大牛! -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/29/2012 postreply 09:42:00