上聯：說實話辦實事一身正氣，下聯：不貪汙不受賄兩袖清風 橫批：查無此人
Upper half of distich:
Rectitude practiced in every word uttered and every deed performed
Lower half of distich:
Chastity embraced no thievery attempted and no bribery accepted
Cross banner:
There exists no such man
上聯：去年光棍，今年光棍，明年好像還是光棍。下聯：同事有主，同學有主，同齡似乎全都有主。橫批：我是單身
Upper half of distich:
Alone last year, still alone this year, doomed to remain alone next year.
Lower half of distich:
Work-mate betaken, Class-mate betaken, destined to betaken all my playmates.
Cross banner:
I am single
老外們在考漢語考試。據說有這樣的聽力 ：你的牙真好看！ 哦，那是假的。 啊，真的假的？ 真的。 問：牙是真的還是假的
It is said that the following listening comprehension test was given to foreigners: You have beautiful teeth! Ah, those are false ones. Oh, really? Really! Question: are the teeth real or not?
