Here you go and translate, Covered and Running away! haha

領導:"天那！世上還有放心奶嗎？"\

丈夫聽說妻子有外遇，設計報複．一夜乘妻熟睡，在妻乳 頭擦上濃縮鼠藥。 第二天夜，妻遲歸，夫問何故，妻悲憤交加地說：“我們領導被人下毒身亡了！”夫問：“知道是誰幹的嗎？”妻說：“凶手挺狡猾的，通過什麽途徑投的毒連警察都沒法查出來，不過已有線索了，正在調查三鹿、聖元奶粉。” 夫問：“為啥？＂ 妻說：＂領導咽氣時曾說：＂天那！世上還有放心奶嗎？

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