Never Accept Gifts

Never accept gifts

A businessman wanted to bribe a congressman for business. He planed to use a new luxurious car to do so.

With cold face the congressman said: "Sir, in my general rules and my honors I won't be allowed to accept such a gift."

The businessman said: "Sir, I perfectly understand your position. Let's do it the other way - I sale the car to you with a price of 10 dollars."

Thinking a moment the congressman said: "If that is the case, I'll buy two such cars."

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• 回複：為什麽要把中文翻成英文呢? -11>2- ♂ (2444 bytes) () 05/30/2010 postreply 13:55:04

• 大哥，您謙虛了，不過您這麽敬老俺還是蠻感動滴。 -仙蓬老人- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/30/2010 postreply 14:04:05

• hehe. 謝謝您！ -11>2- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/30/2010 postreply 14:10:07

• 海納百川～有容乃大～:) -佳佳:)- ♀ (147 bytes) () 05/31/2010 postreply 13:23:58

• 非常感謝。 -11>2- ♂ (156 bytes) () 05/31/2010 postreply 15:09:49

• 不過看著這樣的英文實在笑不出來,慘不忍睹也。 -極光- ♀ (174 bytes) () 05/30/2010 postreply 15:52:50

• 回複：不過看著這樣的英文實在笑不出來,慘不忍睹也。 -11>2- ♂ (269 bytes) () 05/30/2010 postreply 22:47:37

• These are my checks -11>2- ♂ (255 bytes) () 05/31/2010 postreply 07:56:17

• 你讓我想起了小叮咚! -lish- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/30/2010 postreply 17:04:48

• 嗬嗬 -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/31/2010 postreply 05:11:59

• 這位怎麽這麽多的post呀。 -拒絕狼- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/31/2010 postreply 08:58:39

• 太多了。是涅. 接受意見. 歇會. -11>2- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/31/2010 postreply 09:50:20