BMW thinks of everything :-)

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The pump attendant who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golf pro is.

“Top of the mornin to yer, sir” says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick ‘hello’ and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

“What are those”, asks the attendant.

“They’re called tees” replies Tiger.

“Well, what on God’s earth are dey for.” inquires the Irishman.

“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Tiger.

“Fookin Jaysus”, says the Irishman, “BMW thinks of everything.”

 

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• 完了完了，最後一句沒有看懂。我一直都有這樣的問題，英語的笑話最後一句聽不懂。這次，最後一句沒看懂。BMW thinks -思想的自由- ♀ (294 bytes) () 06/06/2024 postreply 14:21:01

• 高爾夫球 -TBz- ♂ (813 bytes) () 06/06/2024 postreply 14:26:29

• 如果還沒有看懂，，，， -TBz- ♂ (252 bytes) () 06/06/2024 postreply 14:42:22

• 謝謝講解。現在懂了，還是怪我把driving 想得太偏了 -思想的自由- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/06/2024 postreply 18:42:52

• 你多看 two and a half man, the big bang theory, jeff dunham 等等 -tiger00- ♀ (125 bytes) () 06/06/2024 postreply 17:36:41

• 這種東西看多了，英語水平高了，文化鴻溝小了，但是智商降低了，人也被洗腦了，含上“奶嘴”了 -r41866- ♀ (275 bytes) () 06/07/2024 postreply 05:05:00

• 如果說變老了我學會了什麽，那就是真正理解了退一步海闊天空和隨遇而安。 -tiger00- ♀ (2932 bytes) () 06/07/2024 postreply 05:38:03