今天收到一個老外朋友的電郵，嗬嗬，post 如下：

An American's tax return

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS.
It puzzles me!

They are questioning the number of dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question, "List all dependents"

I answered:
“12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF…
WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?!

所有跟帖： 

• good post,very funny even not funny at all -雪兒雪兒- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/05/2013 postreply 21:46:49

• 哈哈哈，漏掉的是奧8剛剛從somalia移民來美國大批的穆斯林 -園田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/05/2013 postreply 21:54:10

• 哈哈哈！人家說的沒錯啊！ -goodwinn- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/05/2013 postreply 22:19:53

• 漏了來美生孩子的各國孕婦及其美籍的孩子。 -g18- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2013 postreply 06:36:18

• 還有各州，縣，市得公務員，army, CIA,FBI,etc -dontmatter- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2013 postreply 07:24:35

• 這些人還是為民眾提供服務，不屬例舉之類。 -g18- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2013 postreply 07:37:06

• 回複：把我笑翻了。希望53%的人都這麽填。 -Sbnm- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2013 postreply 08:00:04

• 哈哈哈，漏掉了失業但沒有或無法claim unemployment benefit的人。 -Marie1- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2013 postreply 08:05:32

• :-) -世界無童話- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2013 postreply 08:23:10