今天收到一個老外朋友的電郵，嗬嗬，post 如下：

An American's tax return

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS.
It puzzles me!

They are questioning the number of dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question, "List all dependents"

I answered:
“12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF…
WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?!