網友收集春運惡搞段子:成吉思汗隻能騎馬往回飆
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找小姐包夜排隊購票,開往火星的火車票……”21日,網友發帖曬自己收集的春運惡搞段子,雷翻不少網友。
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網上流傳的惡搞版"火車票",地球開往火星。
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網友秀300張熱門線路火車票,被指惡作劇。
紅網長沙1月22日報道
每年春運來臨,歸心似箭的心情幾乎都被“一票難求”困擾,鄉愁成了一張小小的火車票,“痛並快樂著”的網友感歎“蜀道難,難不過火車票”,許多和春運有關的搞笑段子、圖片等粉墨登場,如找小姐包夜排隊購票,開往火星的火車票,還有自稱高幹子弟拿數百張火車票出來膩味人的等,在開懷一笑之餘也充滿了無可奈何。
這不,21日晚上,網友“湘水悠悠”就在紅網論壇發帖,曬了自己收集的春運惡搞段子,激起不少網友跟帖,曬自己在網上或即時通訊工具上看到的相關惡搞段子。這些段子,讓人忍俊不禁,同時又讓網友感慨“笑中想哭,不是一般的諷刺,實乃一幅耐人尋味的‘春運浮世繪’”,“我們的淚已經幹了,看到這些段子,咱又無奈的笑了”,“這些灰色的幽默段子,看後隻有苦澀,希望鐵路部門盡早改革。”
網友收集的“春運惡搞段子”主要有以下幾種類型:
一是仿詞類。《沁園春·買票》:“春節又到,中華大地,有錢飛機,沒錢站票。望長城內外,大包小包。大河上下,民工滔滔。早起晚睡,達旦通宵,欲與票販試比高。須鈔票。看人山人海,一票難保。車票如此難搞,引無數英雄競折腰。昔秦皇漢武,見此遁逃;唐宗宋祖,更是沒招!一代天驕,成吉思汗,隻好騎馬往回飆。”
二是噴飯型。“某高校大學生春節欲歸家,往車站買票。硬座臥鋪皆不得,隻站票有餘。生遂曰:‘給我一張無座的車票’,售票員拒絕。生大惑,‘為什麽?’售票員嚴肅的說:‘上頭決定,層層領導嚴令遵守,基層人員不得違反,一個重要的承諾:今年春節,我們堅決不讓一個學生,站著回家!’”
三是調侃型。“一個男人問街邊小姐:包夜多少錢?小姐回:200元。再問:是不是怎麽樣都行?小姐羞澀回道:是!……男的大喜:今晚你幫我到火車站排隊買票去!”
四是惡搞型。“我在出租車裏聽到別人打電話到電台點歌,有一個男人打電話進去說:‘我是外地人,現在回家的車票買不到了,隻好在某市過年了。我想點首歌。’主持人問他:‘你想點歌送給誰?’我當時還想這還用問,肯定是遠方的父母親人了,誰知道他卻回答說:‘我想點一首陳小春的《算你狠》,送給某市所有工作人員以及所有票販子!’”
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