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無音為曲,無字為書。以銅為鏡可以正衣冠,以人為鏡可以明得失,以史為鏡可以知興替。
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(2012-01-31 19:06:23)
Withfirstcoupleofweeks'successonlemonadesales,Daughterdecidestoexpanditabit.Therefore,Dadbuyshertwobiggerjarsandonebiggercoolerwithrollerssoastosavethenumberofroundtripsforre-fills.Ofcourse,DaddoesnotforgettocountthoseexpensesintoDaughter'sfuturerevenue.Also,Daughterlikesthisstrategy.Soonhotsummerdaypassedbeforeanyonerealizes.AnotherSaturdaycomeswithdrizzlesandwind.Lookingthroughthelivingroomwindo...[閱讀全文]
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(2012-01-27 20:12:23)
朋友間處久了,調侃之間,多少會加些你來我往的口頭交易。交易的結果其實可能早已偏離了第一個提出者的最開始的初衷,不過,憑著雙方對對方的在乎,最後多少都達到了雙方滿意的效果。比如下麵這段發生在兩個哥們間:
“嗨,老兄,今天晚上機場接我一趟,我請你吃晚飯!”
“得,不巧,正好城裏開會,怕趕不回來。這麽著,我請你在xxx吃宵夜得了。怎樣?”<[閱讀全文]
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(2007-08-24 18:38:33)
Schoolissoontofinishbeforedaughterrealizesthatitwillbesoontheholidayseasonagain.OnoneSaturdaymorning,"Dad",daughterasks,whileDadissittinginthesunsmoking,"WhatMomandyoulooklikewhenyouwereinschool?""Weweresoskinnythatwolveswouldcryafterseeingus."Dadmocksacryingwolf.Daughtergiggles."Iwillshowyou."Momentslater,Dadputsouthiscigaretteandleadsdaughterdowntohisoffic...[閱讀全文]
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(2007-08-13 11:43:27)

最近,朋友寄給了我如下一幅圖片。看她是在左轉還是右轉?
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(2007-06-20 11:13:43)
Withthetoiletcleaningjobinroutine,Daughterseemswhattodomoresoastomovetowardshergoalfaster.So,onedayinahotsummerday,sheasks,"Dad,whatcanIdotomakemoremoney?""Well,youcantrytoselllemonadeatthecornerofthestreettoseeifyoucanmakesome."Dadsuggests."HowmuchdoIsellforeachcup?"Daughterlikestheideaandwantstodigfurther."25cents."Dadanswers."Good."Daughteragree...[閱讀全文]
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(2007-06-20 11:13:04)
The6-year-olddaughterwantstohaveapuppy.OneSaturdaymorning,sheasksherDad,"HowcanIgetone?""Youhavetobuyone."Dadreplies."Couldyoubuyoneformeasmybirthdaygift?"Shepleads."No,butIcanhelpyoumakemoneytobuyone."Dadinsists."OK.Pleaseshowmehow,Dad."Daughteriseagertolearnhowtoachievehergoal,nomatterwhat."OnewayisthatyoucanuseyourweekendtimetohelpMomdosome...[閱讀全文]
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有人說,來世作男人還是女人,是前世修的緣。也有人說,這是自然選擇的結果。可以看出,這個決定權不完全在自我的手中。於是偷懶的人,以今朝有酒今朝醉為基本原則,不曾考慮或回答這個"人生"問題。另有一群感知的人士,在命題前加了個"如果給你一個選擇",便對該問題有了近一層的思考。
有人告訴我,問及的十個男人,會有十一個答來世還要作男[閱讀全文]
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(2007-06-02 18:12:00)
淚酸血鹹,悔不該手辣口甜,隻道世間無苦海;金黃銀白,但見了眼紅心黑,哪知頭上有青天。
咬完幾句有用書,可充飲食;養成數竿新生竹,直似兒孫。
少讀書,便是低天分;行刻薄,直乃大糊塗。
一飯一粥,當思來之不易;半絲半縷,恒念物力維艱。
欲除煩惱須無我;曆盡艱難好做人。
勞逸妥安排,健康多福;油鹽休消費,勤儉持家。[閱讀全文]
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NoteveryonehasbeentoPicturedRocks,intheUpperPeninsulaofMichigan,butforthoseofyouwhohavebeenthere,thesceneisunforgettable. Sinceonepictureisworththousandsofwords,Ifoundfollowingworkcouldillustrate,thoughnotcompletely,thegorgeousnessofPicturedRocks. http://www.pbase.com/mandj98/picturedrocksnationallakeshore http://www.picturedrocksphotos.com/ http://www.lakesuperiorpho...[閱讀全文]
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(2007-06-02 12:26:12)
在英語中,birthday是指生日,不包括年隻包括月日,而dateofbirth(DOB)是指生日日期,包含年月日。因此,一般人關心你的人多隻問及生日,而隻有在填表申請工作或賬號時,才多被問及生日日期。在工作單位,經常會有好心善搞活動的人,問每個人的生日,以把大家的生日統計上來,按月給那些生日在同月的同事們慶祝一番。所以,當知道了這個中的區別,你大可大方地給出生[閱讀全文]
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