帽子瞎想

早上出門，見豔陽高照，隨手戴上了新買的天藍色遮陽帽。這下可不得了，走在路上，發現回頭率狂增。心中沾沾自喜之餘，又有些許疑慮，一頂帽子果真會產生如此大的效果？傍晚回家時再試，回頭率有增無減，且與早上相比具有顯著性差異；那些藍色的，綠色的，棕色的，黑色的以及雜色的眼球被吸引得無處遁逃，一個個虎視眈眈。遂心中狂喜（瞧您這點出息！！！）。本來一直琢磨著怎樣給routine life 添加一點spicy，試著唱歌，寫博，練yoga，“挖空心思”的回帖評論，有時還和女朋友flirt一下，肉麻一把 （怎麽一不小心把這個都交待出去了？！），這不，簡單到一頂遮陽帽就解決問題了。

聯想到美國人每天換衣服，真的隻是因為講衛生，和向大家證明“我昨晚千真萬確是回家過夜的”原因嗎？是不是也和每天給人新鮮感，每天都有好心情不無關聯呢？“女為悅己者容”，這話不假，很有道理，可是，以別人為行動的準則和標準未免太被動了吧，不如悅人先悅己，那麽，就先從一頂遮陽帽開始吧。

啊？您問我戴遮陽帽的變化有多大？先回憶一下北京猿人，再想象一下中國古代四大美女，沒關係，盡可能的把您的想象發揮到極致，怎麽樣，您心裏該有數了吧。

Sorry，誇張了一點，貧了一把。

 

 

[melly]

回複林貝卡的評論:

This essay was just for fun and for laughing at. hehe...

Yes, I love the little angel too. I admire you for your several angels.

[林貝卡]

Interesting.

I like the the little girl in your profile.

[melly]

回複彩雲滿天飛的評論:

Be patient, I will show as soon as I take a picture. hehe...

[彩雲滿天飛]

來， 秀一下麽~~~

[melly]

回複blhw72的評論:

haha... in terms of being sexy and sassy, still have a long way to go.

[blhw72]

Right on, babe! :-)))

[melly]

回複Flamenco_Girl的評論:

haha...... just for fun.

[melly]

回複sweetie遐思的評論:

Hi sweetie,

If I were going to meet you, I would like to wear the one you described as 寬沿的遮陽帽,粉藍粉藍並伴著 big 活潑的蝴蝶結.In fact, I wear this one 簡單整潔的適中大小的遮陽帽, just for protecting from sunlight.

I am so sorry, no picture yet. I would let you know as soon as I take a picture. Like I have to imagine how beautiful you are based on your hands' picture, isn't it fair? hehe..

Thank you.

[Flamenco_Girl]

Good for you!

[sweetie遐思]

想象你是帶著寬沿的遮陽帽,粉藍粉藍並伴著活潑的蝴蝶結(或許大大的,或許小巧的)......一眼望去,奪人眼球......

想象你帶著無比簡單整潔的適中大小的遮陽帽......一眼望去,青春活力......

想象......

反正在想象中誘發了我的好奇心,這不是在捉弄人嘛. 好MM,何不放張像片以解我之渴呢. :))