Evan\'s Theories

(1)

Evan eats a lot for breakfast: one breakfast bar, 6 oz of milk and a bowl of cereal.

He has a cute sweater which is kind of narrow around the neck. I really have to try hard to pull it over his head otherwise it would get stuck. And because his head always gets stuck underneath the sweater, he thinks it is funny so he would giggle and love to put this sweater on.

For the past couple of times when I tried to change him into this sweater after breakfast, I would joke to him: "Evan, you've got a big head!" and Evan would answer: "Yeah! I eat a lot and I have a lot of food in my head!"

(2)

This morning when I tried to put socks on Evan's feet, I noticed that his toe nails are getting long, the one on one of his big toes was kind of chipped.

So I pointed that one to him and said: "Evan, you need to cut your toe nails. Look at this, it's going to split."

Evan looked at it and said back to me with a smile: "Yeah! Like a banana!"

Ouch! That would be very painful, honey.