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【行】海關和我拉家常

(2025-07-06 17:33:23) 下一個

過海關,遇上女警。看麵相,善。

 

“居民的哪個國家?”,

 

“侃那搭”

 

“有什麽要申報嗎”

 

“自帶剩菜剩飯,零錢不足以一百”

 

“什麽東東,米飯?”

 

“噢No,米飯的沒有,米飯的不再吃了。代之以噠噠噠,dark bread,就是想不起名字來,very dark”

 

“Rye?”

 

“接近,還差一丟,一丟丟”

 

“Pumpernickel?”

 

“對頭,就是它”

 

“沒有米飯 eh? but you are Chinese right?"

 

“No,yes, 我通常吃糙米"

 

“You mean brown rice"

 

“是是是,為了健康一些”

 

“Any fresh vegetable?”

 

“有 but cooked"

 

“like what”

 

“Spinach,finely sliced carrots,slightly throughout hot waters 。。。”

 

“interesting,what do you put in after?”

 

“Vinegar,salt,chilli sauce‘’

 

“Vinegar?",隻見她嘴角一抽,

 

"怪齋,你怎麽會放醋進去呢?btw,你怎麽做茄子? one of my favorite"

 

有完沒完?後麵車排著隊呢,不管了?盯睛,人在等候答案呢,

 

"Oh,i fry,first cut the eggplants in chunks,coated with flour,ensure lots of oil,more than usual,cause they really love oil,cooked to a goldenish color,then mix with tomato chopped 。。。onion,garlic,salt pepper,and the amazing thing is,tastes like toufu more than happy faces‘’,。。。話題又跳到

 

李子柒,說她自己一直follow視頻。另一個,dian什麽ge,拿給我看,但我識不得。。。

 

人真是拿工作當家常,一點不急。。。finally

 

‘’You are actually all set to go‘’

 

“Thank you,that was very nice talking to you,btw,I have never chat this friedly with anyone in your seat‘’

 

“Well I have no rule,those guys are just trying to be assholes”

 

哈哈哈,

 

後麵的車子肯定在抓撓,急吧?but I don't care,neither does she,

 

不對,她怎麽可能不care,那可是她的職責,

 

會不會是在套我的什麽詞?以後還是小心為妙

 

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