後飛的笨鳥
講文明，講禮貌，愛藝術，談幽默（個人版權未經許可請勿轉載複製）
講一個笑話吧，這笑話有點色情，我就寫成英文了。反正那是蠻夷的語言， 低俗點不影響山人的聲譽哈。
Seems more and more uncertainties coming up those days around the world , that really bothers Japanese Primer Abebe very much. To get the tie with his old friend tightened, Mr Abebe invited Mr Dump, the president of the superpower country, to have a casual visit to Tokyo. Mr Abebe is an intriguing and savvy man, he knows quite well what Mr Dump’s taste is and how to make him happy.
It was at the very night of the arriving day, in his luxury presidential suite, just as Mr. Dump undressed himself totally and started walking toward the shower room, then there came the soft knock on the door. Things happened very fast, it did not leave Mr Dump a chance to grab a bath towel to wrap himself around the waist, a shinning skin Asian girl had already slipped in.
Next morning, at the first moment when Mr. Dump opened his eyes, he almost lost his mind on where he’s about, until he felt a warm slim arm extending cross over his chest. He’d not experienced such deep and undisturbed sleep for quite a while. Now he felt a sort of refilled, a feeling of regaining power crawling all over his body. Then the girl spasmed lightly, she made her eyes half way opened, spilled out a wave of charming.
Wow! Mr Dump finally realized what the situation was all about now, and he remembered all those impressive details happening last night. Fantastic! All of a sudden, it seemed Mr Dump was stuck by something, he turned to the girl and asked curiously : yesterday, when both of us were at that exciting moment, why did you keep yelling “Machigayi！Machigayi“? what does that really mean ? The girl broke out a shallow smile, mild and sexy : it means “you are terrific!”,
No doubt, Abebe’s upcoming agenda was enjoyable and amiable. One undispensable arrangement was play golf. To honorable guest, the Japanese curtesy and politeness can go extreme to flattery. So no matter what shot Dump made, good or so so, Mr ABebe always shouted out cheerfully for congratulations. Of course, Mr Dump was a decent man ，on top of that, he's a very shrewd man as well, he’s competent to catchup new skills to establish rapport atmosphere . So when Abebe did hit good ones, Mr Dump gave applause back and shouted “yeah! Machigayi！”, in quite aloud. Everybody around laughed politely, but Mr Abebe looked embarrassed and puzzled.
It was a pleasurable afternoon, at least to Mr Dump, very relaxed and enjoyable. After the game, when both leaders sit side by side on tea break, Abebe asked Dump in his depressed low voice: every time when I hit a good shot, why did you always yell ,”it’s a wrong hole!”?
“其實這個笑話細想起來雖然黃點”，所以讀者們會有一瞬間的疑惑：難道就是那個越吃越蒙山人，不像啊。:))
其實這個笑話細想起來雖然黃點，但卻是一個跟現實挺有結合的故事，不知道為什麽笑的人不多，是笑點太隱晦了嗎？
先不說進錯洞的問題，有些意思不明，哈哈。
“Machiayi（馬騎阿姨）”這個呢，似乎得是 ma chi ga i（まちがい、間違い），反正是搞錯的意思，不搞錯才怪呢，:)))
昨晚被“一神教”的壟斷性思維特征給幹擾了，周末愉快。