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女兒熱愛勞動在俺家是有目共睹的，自己削梨，削土豆，胡蘿卜皮，杆餃子皮包餃子......這一切都在一片歡樂祥和的氣氛下進行，俺偷偷地占著便宜，糖衣炮彈不斷塞著，生怕哪天糖衣留下，炮彈遣回，俺就大大地栽了！

趁女兒上人家玩，趕緊偷看一段：

Dear Parents,

Life is getting really hard now. I'm sweating and I'm outside selling eggs from my chicken, honey from the bees and milk from my cow. By the way, I have to visit you in a few months and bring you some food, but I'll have to pay a couple dollars for who I am working for. and pay 50 dollars to visit but right now I only have 40 dollars!

Your daghter,

xxx