Split

I was told
when I was thinking
I 'd like to express them in English
when I was more emotional
I would write them in Chinese
I need to come up with one
that have English me arguing with Chinese me
and I need to learn another arbitrary language
to settle any dispute
Of course I could reach out to my bilingual friends
however how do I pick the jury though
half emotional and half rational ?
or half more emotional in English than in Chinese
or more rational in Chinese than in English
The combinations and evaluation questions could be endless
It still won't settle a thing
will it?