我家薑武的中式英文演講稿

我家薑武的作文

我家薑武不是薑文家那個薑武，他姓武名薑，是今年國內來的十年級小留學生，他家經濟實力，應該還可以，舉例，他嫌美國方便麵難吃，要吃國內方便麵，他爹媽立馬花了70美元（480人民幣）給寄來一箱，就是這個樣子的。

以下是他來美國上學兩周後寫的第一篇演講稿。他雄心勃勃要競選學生會幹部。誓言要考美國一流大學。數理化肯定沒得說，人很聰明，也上進，但這這這，，，英文程度，呃，俺無語了。你們看了這篇文章就知道我為什麽犯難了。求教壇子各位大蝦，俺可怎麽幫他喲。

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俺正在為怎麽給薑武改演英文講稿的事發愁，上星期二才上六年級的小兒子援手救了老媽。今早起床，他顧不上做自己的作業，就在電腦上給薑武改起作文來。雖然他改過後也就是個小學生水平，但畢竟能讓美國學生聽懂了，而且我也不用去擔家長替學生改作文的罪名。謝謝俺家小棉襖。也謝謝各位大俠為我出招。

薑武收到修改稿後，高興地在QQ裏說，他欠泡泡一隻北京大烤鴨。泡泡說，謝謝，那我就不客氣了。

薑武下星期二演講，大家祝他競選成功吧。

六年級美式英文版：

Good afternoon every one, this is my first time giving a speech at LD Institute. My name is John Wu, such an easy name for you to remember , it is spelled J o h n W u .I came from China. When I was a   high school senior in China, I usually do my homework, which no one can do on time. During that time, I was always daydreaming, striving towards my dream instead doing my homework. It was always my dream to study in an American High School instead of sitting in a classroom without air conditioning. Now, thanks to LD Institute, who gave me the chance to have more time to look up at the sky, enjoy my physical training, and improve my public service quality. Thanks again to LD Institute I now have the chance stand here to make this speech to you.
    I have always looked forward to joining the student office when I was in 10th grade. There was no connection between students and student office. We only focused on our homework. I am so overjoyed with happiness to study here and ignore our race and religious beliefs to make a speech to you.
    The position which I am trying to run for is treasurer. My work is to manage our accounts. I will try my best to do it with the fastest speed and the highest quality possible. We have various and different activities in each year. I came from China, which is famous for her culture such as: Peking Roast Duck, the Great Wall of China, and very strict math training. In my mind, I am very confident, that the operation will be as fast and exact as your calculator.
    Now some of you may think, Oh, that guy doesn’t have enough reasons to persuade me to let him become treasurer. Why should I choose him? Let me explain a little further. If you chose me, I can give you the most sufficient funding plans for activities. I can also give you the most detailed arrangement for these activities. If you choose me, I can give you the clearest flow of funds. I can use the least amount of money to do the most efficient things which can support our activities.
    Once more, it is important for you to know, I should do the activity capital budget. So every time I do my job, you can supervise my work wherever you want. I welcome all suggestions to help me on my work. I always hope you can come help me, so we may work together. In student office there is a wonderful team to give each and every student a wonderful service as the highest purpose for this team.
    Thank you for joining me today. Please remember that there is a boy called John who has made this speech for you, that boy has stated his feelings and expectations about student office, and about public service. Please believe in him, because he will always believes in you. Thank you.

十年級中式英語版：

Good afternoon, every one, this is my first time to giving a speech at LD Institute.  I believe it’s not the last time .My name is John Wu ,such an easy name for you to remember , J O H N .From A province ,China. When I was in senior high school in China ,actually ,I was just doing my homework which no one can do on time .In that time ,I was always daydreaming to strive towards my dream instead doing my homework. I always dreamed that I could study in an American high school instead of sitting in a classroom without a fridge in China .Now, thanks to LD Institute, who gave me the chance to have more time to look up at the sky ,enjoy my physical training ,and improve my public service quality .Thanks to LD Institute again for giving me that chance, to let me stand here and make a speech to you about my dream of public service.
  I have always looked forward to joining the student office ,when I was in grade 10 during my high school time in China ,there was no relationship between students and student office ,we just focused on text and homework .I am so glad and satisfied that I can study here and ignore our race and religious beliefs and make a speech to you. The position which I run for is treasurer in student office ,my work is to manage our accounts ,of course I will try my best to do it in the fastest speed and the highest quality .As you known ,in LD institute .we have varied and colorful activities in each year .Second ,I came from China ,China was famous for her culture , roast Beijing duck ,Great wall and math training ,I was really confident that the operation in my mind will be as fast and exact as your calculator .Now ,some of you may think about this ,Oh ,that man also doesn’t have enough reason to move me , why chose him ?Ok ,let me explain further.  If you choose me ,I can give you the most succinct funding plans for activities .I can give you the most detailed arrangement for these activities .If you choose me , I can give you the clearest flow of funds .I can use the lowest money to do the most efficient things which can support our activities .Once more ,it is important for you to know ,for me to do is the activity capital budget .So every time I will make a position just for the capital budget on the activity arrangement paper ,by this way , you can supervise my work whenever you what ,wherever you want .it’s also to give you a convenient way to give me some better ideas .I always hope you will come with me , so we can work together .In student office there is a wonderful team to give all students a cozy service as the highest purpose for this team, in my opinion.
  Thank you for joining me today.  Please remember that there is a boy called John who has made this speech for you, that boy has stated his feelings and expectations about student office, and about public service. Please believe him, because he always believes in you . Thank you .

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還有一些小的錯誤需要改改。