視力不稱職（笑話，譯文）

視力不稱職【1】（笑話，譯文）

譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proofread過

 

Visual Incompetence

 

A blonde woman comes home after work to find her house has been ransacked by burglars. She calls the police, who immediately send the officer closest to the scene. Officer Jordan is the first to arrive. He walks onto the blonde's lawn, leading his dog on a leash. Seeing this, the blonde collapses in tears:

"Oh no! I call for help, and all they send me is a blind police officer!"

 

視力不稱職

 

一個金發女郎下班回家後發現她的房子被小偷洗劫得亂七八糟。她給警察局打電話，警察局立刻把離她家最近的警員派了過去。喬丹是第一個到達她家的警員。他用狗繩牽著他的狗，走到金發女郎家的草坪上。看到這種情況，金發女郎眼淚汪汪地昏了過去。

“噢  可別這樣！我去求救，他們給我派來的隻是一個盲警員而已！”

 

【1】.   p. 140.  INCOMPÉTENCE VISUELLE. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.