共享（笑話，譯文）

共享【1】（笑話，譯文）

譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proofread過

 

The Sharing

 

Two villagers had bought a pig together; at the end of six months, one wanted to kill it, and the other did not.

"If you don't want to kill your half," said the first one, "then let me kill mine."

 

共享

 

兩個村民合夥買了一頭豬。半年後，一人想殺豬，另一人則不想。

“如果你不想殺你那一半，”  頭一人說，“那我可要殺我的那一半了。”

 

【1】.   p. 170. LE PARTAGE. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.