幫倒忙（笑話，譯文）

幫倒忙【1】（笑話，譯文）

譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proofread過

 

Negative Rescue

 

A blonde is on a beautiful beach in Australia. She is walking along peacefully when she notices a shark in the distance circling a swimmer who is crying out, “Help me! Please, help me!” The blonde watches the scene laughing and slapping her thighs, because she knows the shark isn't going to help the swimmer at all!

 

幫倒忙

 

一個金發女郎在澳大利亞一個漂亮的沙灘上。她心曠神怡地沿著沙灘漫步，忽然間她注意到遠處一條鯊魚正在圍著一個遊泳的人轉，遊泳的人大喊“救命，救命！”金發女郎邊笑邊看邊拍打自己的大腿，因為她知道鯊魚是絕不會救遊泳的人的！“

 

【1】.   p. 139. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.