在天堂入口（笑話，譯文）

在天堂入口【1】（笑話，譯文）

譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proofread過

 

In Paradise

 

A long line of the newly deceased stands in front of Saint Peter’s office in Paradise. It is routine for Saint Peter【2】, who always asks the same question to each new arrival: what was their work on Earth?

“Next, please.”

A man steps forward.

“What was your profession?”

“Doctor,” the fellow answers.

“Perfect, the fifth door on the left. Suppliers' entrance.”

 

在天堂入口

 

剛去世的人在天堂的聖彼得【2】辦公室門前排著長隊。聖彼得通常對剛來的人要問他們過去的職業是什麽。

“下一個。”

一個男人走上前。

“您過去的職業是什麽？”

“是醫生，” 男人回答。

“太好了， 左邊的第五個門。貨源供應商入口。”

 

【1】.   p. 88. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition

【2】.  Saint Peter. 聖彼得.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Peter