嫉妒的選擇（笑話，譯文）

嫉妒的選擇【1】（笑話，譯文）

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Jealous Choice

 

 A man enters a restaurant. He takes a seat at a table and calls for the waiter.

“I would like to eat what the man on the opposite table is eating.”

“Dear sir, I’m going to try to ask him to leave his plate, but that does not seem to be easy.”

 

嫉妒的選擇

 

一個男人走進飯館。他找了座位坐下便叫來了服務生。

“我想吃我對麵桌上那個男人吃的那樣的飯菜。”

“尊敬的先生，我會想辦法讓那人把他的飯菜留在那裏，但是我可能鞭長莫及。”

 

【1】. p. 53-54. CHOIX ENVIEUX. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.