偷情（笑話，譯文）

偷情【1】（笑話，譯文）

譯自法語by me, 英語由grok proofread過

 

The Cuckold

 

A man learned that his wife was cheating on him.

Devastated by the news, he told his son he would jump out of the apartment window.

The frightened boy ran to the kitchen to warn his mother:

"Mom, Mom, Dad is going to jump out of the window!”

The mother replied calmly:

"Tell him he has horns, not wings!”

 

偷情

 

一個男人聽說他的太太偷情小鮮肉。

被綠了的他抬不起頭見人，告訴他兒子說他要跳樓。

驚恐萬狀的兒子趕快跑到廚房，告訴他媽媽這個消息。

媽媽宛如平靜的湖水，說：

“跟你爸爸說，說你隻有號角，但沒有翅膀！“

 

【1】.  p. 7. Le Cocu. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.