天堂裏的邂逅【1】（笑話，譯文）
譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proof read過
Meeting in Paradise
In paradise, two guys were waiting in Saint Peter’s 【2】waiting room.
“Do you see the highway down below? I was driving my big sports car at over 270 km/h (= 168 miles/h) when I hit that tree. And you? What did you do to end up here in Heaven?”
“Me? I was taking a little nap under the same tree.”
天堂裏的邂逅
在天堂裏，兩個家夥在聖彼得【2】的接待室裏等著。
“你看到下麵那條高速公路了嗎？我開著我那大馬力的跑車以270公裏/小時（=168 英裏/小時）的速度撞上了一棵樹。你呢，你怎麽上天堂來這裏的？”
“我嗎？我正在那棵樹底下打盹兒呢。”
【1】. p. 43-44. RENCONTRE AU PARADIS. 1000 Blagues
【2】. Saint Pierre (French name)
Saint Peter is the common gatekeeper figure. – Gemini explains.
Saint Peter: Originally named Simon, he was one of the Twelve Apostles of Jesus and is considered a first-century leader of the early Christian Church. – Google explains.
