時間上的鬥智(笑話，譯文）

時間上的鬥智【1】(笑話，譯文）

譯自德語by me，英語由Gemini proofread過e

 

An Outwitting of Time

 

Mr. and Mrs. Müller are quarreling and aren't speaking to each other.

At dinner, Mr. Müller hands his wife a note that says: "I have an appointment tomorrow. Please wake me up at 9 a.m."

The next morning, Mr. Müller wakes up and it's already 10:30 a.m.! He finds a note next to him. It reads: "It's 9 o'clock. You must get up now!"

 

時間上的鬥智

 

穆勒夫婦吵了架，就互相不搭理。

吃晚飯時，穆勒先生遞給妻子一張小紙條，上麵寫著：“明天我有一個預約。請在明天早上9點叫醒我。”

第二天早上，穆勒先生醒來時已經是10點半! 他發現身旁有一張小字條，上麵寫著：“現在是9點整。你現在必須起床！”

 

【1】. p. 79. Die Uhrzeit-Überlistung. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.