地上的東西【1】（笑話，譯文）
譯自德語by me, 英語由Gemini proof read過
Things on the Ground
A little boy named Fritzchen is walking with his grandmother.
He says, "Grandma, there's a Euro on the ground!"
He goes to pick it up, but his grandma says, "No, what is on the ground, you don't pick up."
They continue walking. Fritzchen shouts again, "Grandma, there are two Euros!"
Grandma says, "People are not allowed to pick up anything from the ground!"
Suddenly, his grandma falls on the ground and shouts, "Fritzchen, help me!"
Fritzchen replies, "No, Grandma, you're on the ground—I'm not allowed to pick you up!"
地上的東西
小弗裏茨和奶奶一起散步。他說：“奶奶，地上有一個歐元！” 他想撿起來，但是奶奶說：“別撿，你不應該撿起地上的東西！”
他倆繼續散步。小弗裏茨又叫起來: “奶奶，地上有兩個歐元！“ 奶奶又說： “你不應該撿起地上的任何東西！”
後來，奶奶跌倒在地上，就呼叫：“小弗裏茨，快幫幫我！” 小弗裏茨回答：“我不，奶奶，你在地上，我不能把你撿起來！”
【1】. p. 82. Was auf dem Boden liegt, Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
