黑暗中的聲音[1]
譯自德文 by me, 英文由Gemini proofreading過。
The Voice from the Darkness
A thief sneaks through a dark apartment late at night. Suddenly, he hears a voice say, "I see you, and Jesus sees you, too."
The thief freezes. After ten seconds of silence, he thinks he must have imagined it and continues on.
"I see you, and Jesus sees you, too," the voice says again.
The thief is shocked and stops in his tracks. Nervously, he asks, "Who's there?"
"I see you, and Jesus sees you, too," the voice answers again.
Confused but courageous, the thief turns on the light. He sees a parrot in a cage, repeating the sentence.
The following dialogue ensues:
Thief: "What's your name?"
Parrot: "Ignaz."
Thief: "Ignaz? That's a stupid name for a parrot."
arrot: "Jesus is a stupid name for a pitbull."
黑暗中的聲音
一個小偷在夜間偷偷地溜進一個黑暗的公寓。忽然間他聽到一個聲音：
“我看見你了，耶穌也看見你了.”
小偷楞得僵住了身體。10秒鍾之後他覺得那隻是想象中發生的事情，又繼續往前走。
“我看見你了，耶穌也看見你了.”
小偷吃了一驚，又原地站住不動。他戰戰兢兢地問：“誰在那兒？“
回答聲依然是 “我看見你了，耶穌也看見你了.”
小偷不得其解，鼓足勇氣把電燈打開。他看到鳥籠裏有隻鸚鵡， 它總是重複同樣的句子。下麵是兩者的對話：
小偷：“你叫什麽名字？“
鸚鵡：“伊格納茲[2].“
小偷：” 伊格納茲? 但是那對一隻鸚鵡來說可是一個愚蠢的名字。“
鸚鵡：“耶穌[3]對於一隻比特犬來說才是一個愚蠢的名字。”
[1]. p. 40. Die Stimme in der Dunkelheit. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
[2]. "Ignaz" is a German male given name. It's the German form of the Latin name "Ignatius." The name's meaning is "fiery one" or "ardent," derived from the Latin word "ignis," which means "fire."
While not a common name in modern times, it has historical roots, particularly in German-speaking regions like Bavaria and Austria.
-----------Two paragraphs above are from from gemini.
在德語中，"Ignaz" 是一個男性名字，源自拉丁語 "Ignatius"（伊格納修斯），其含義與“火”或“熾熱”相關（來自拉丁語 ignis，意為“火”）。
在中文中，"Ignaz" 通常音譯為：
- 伊格納茲 (Yī gé nà zī)
如果是宗教或曆史背景（如聖伊納爵·羅耀拉，其德語名為 Ignatius von Loyola），也可能沿用既定的譯名 “伊格納修斯”（更接近拉丁語原形）。
總結：
- 普通名字 → 伊格納茲
- 宗教/曆史人物 → 可能用 伊格納修斯（需結合具體背景）
-------------The explanation above is from deepseek.
[3]. “Jesus” 在中文裏通常翻譯為：
- 耶穌（Yēsū）—— 基督教的核心人物，耶穌基督（Jesus Christ）。
- 例句：基督徒相信耶穌是上帝的兒子。
- 嘿瑟斯（Hēi sè sī）—— 非正式場合或網絡用語中對“Jesus”的音譯，有時用來表達驚訝或感歎（類似“天啊”）。
- 例句：“Jesus！這也太誇張了吧！” → “嘿瑟斯！這也太誇張了吧！”
如果你指的是宗教意義上的耶穌，一般用 “耶穌”；如果是口語化的感歎，可以用 “天哪” 或直接說 “Jesus”（很多人也直接用英文）
-------------The explanation above is from deepseek.
[4]. “Pitbull” 在中文裏通常翻譯為 “比特犬”（Bǐ tè quǎn），是一種以強壯、勇猛著稱的犬種。
-------------The explanation above is from deepseek.
