Jesus heals [1]
Translated from German by xia23
An Irishman, a Dane and a German are standing in a bar. The door opens and in walks Jesus.
“I can heal by laying on of hands”, he announces.
Immediately the Irishman says, “Here is my tennis elbow!”
Jesus places his hand on the elbow. “Super!” cries the Irishman. “The pain is gone!”
The Dane approaches Jesus and says, “Heal my neck, it’s really bothering me.”
Jesus healed the Dane with a pat, and then turns to the German.
“Don’t touch me,” German quickly says, “I’m still on 6 weeks’ sick leave!”
耶穌治病
一個愛爾蘭人，一個丹麥人和和一個德國人在酒吧裏站著。門忽然開了，耶穌走了進來。
“我能用我的手治病”，耶穌發誓。
愛爾蘭人迫不及待地說，“我的打網球的胳膊肘！”
耶穌把手放到他的胳膊肘上。“蓋了帽兒了!" 愛爾蘭人喊出聲來，”立刻不痛了！“
丹麥人走到耶穌麵前，說，“救救我的脖子，我可受夠了！“
耶穌拍了拍他的脖子他就不再抱怨了，然後他走到德國人麵前。
“千萬別碰我“，德國人急忙表示，”我現在還有我那6個星期的病假呢！“
[1]. p. 9. Jesus heilt. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
