Pee can vs. Pecan(原創)

       
       我當護士學生(student nurse)在心髒科(Cardiac Unit)實習時，給一位有意大利口音的、嚴重低血壓的病人送去他的晚餐。那天恰巧是他的82歲生日，醫院廚師特意加給他一份小蛋糕。他卻對我說 ：“I need a pee can now。” pee是口語小便的意思；can有罐、壺、桶之意。我以為他要pecan(核桃)蛋糕。就回答不確定今晚廚房是否有，但我會去問。他急了，"No. You don't understand what I just said. I want a pee can because I need to pee pee." 我恍然大悟，他要的是urinal(尿壺)。咱再笨也得明白呀，pee pee這詞還是兒子上Daycare第一天後給他的老土媽掃的盲的！歎自己受訓的是標準的醫學護理用詞urinal，哪料到他以為我是外國人，想用最簡單的孩童用語來溝通，而且Pee can又是他獨創的新詞，還帶意大利口音。 兩個音的接近使我鬧了個笑話。帶隊的指導老師和同組的美國同學們聽完我的複述後，個個捧腹大笑.....那是我們臨床實習時師生們最愉快、最放鬆的一個晚上。

 哼，還笑？以後碰上個中國病人，讓他們也說說怪詞來考考你們美國護士。

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