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一位白人到黑人區發表競選演說,為了贏得黑人選民的支持,演說中他竟脫口而出:“雖然我的皮膚是白的,但心卻和你們一樣黑。”
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(2008-11-26 20:37:47) 下一個

A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.

"When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything's changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me." ??"I don't know what you're complaining about," said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service."
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