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一位白人到黑人區發表競選演說,為了贏得黑人選民的支持,演說中他竟脫口而出:“雖然我的皮膚是白的,但心卻和你們一樣黑。”
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看看現在小孩有多聰明(英文笑話)

(2009-01-03 00:58:53) 下一個
Kids Are Quick  TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered  America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.TEACHER: 
What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's  cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. 

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?        CLYDE : No, sir.  It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher.
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