到處公司裁員，想起了N年前公司中流傳的笑話

如今經濟危機，很多公司都在裁人。雖然美國每個公司其特定的文化並不相同，但在許多公司裏管理人員平時爭權奪利，見風使舵、媚上欺下、趨炎附勢卻大致相同。現在趕上裁人風潮，可以想象一些公司裏管理人員的勾心鬥角，利益再分配一定也鬧得如火如荼。。。

不禁想起N年前流行在公司中有關公司和公司裁員兩個笑話：

【Tree Of Monkeys】



A company is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs, at different levels, some climbing up, some climbing down.

The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.


【Lay off 】
An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.

He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins.
 
The executive approached her and said,

"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to either lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Please jack off! I have a terrible headache."

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回複山水安妮的評論:
第一個還是有些太直白了。。。

祝大家節日快樂！:-))

[山水安妮]

tree of monkeys are so funny!

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回複xm1982的評論:
謝謝光臨。

[xm1982]

very funny, thank you for sharing.