俺是如何通過處男網上認證考試的

俺是如何通過處男網上認證考試的

生命誠可貴，處子價更高，若為愛情故，必要領一票。各位大俠，有錢捧個錢場，沒錢捧個人場，與其煞費苦心，賭咒發誓，鑿壁偷師學處男之技巧，不如退而結網以身取證，為將來的前程投資，看官請：wwwww.1000f-but-aways-a-virgin.com

聽說myspace和facebook都需要如此認證，才能驗明正身，可見男女平等又一次如四大發明一樣在東方發軔，西方光大，然後回籠銷售，直至造假盜版橫行，最後真假難辨。但一切要快，才能永立足於不敗之地，等散戶跟進入場，就是晚啦，等著魚死網破，或被剝光羞辱至死。

所以現在就要先考英文處男認證，拿回國去騙財騙色，等到假貨橫流，當心還沒掏出來被打破狗頭。

要過五關斬六將，一定要有所準備，下麵是俺的標準機智回答，供有色心沒色膽的色友們參考：

Question 1：Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Answer：Legs

 

Q2：Ms. Brooks: "What do you have in your pants that I do not have in mine?

A：Pockets

 

Q3：Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

A:  Pants

 

Q4：Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

A:  Coconut

 

Q5：Ms. Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

A:   Strawberry bubble gum

 

Q6: Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?"

A: Shake hands

 

Q7: Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

A:  Firetruck

 

Q8：Ms. Brooks: "What four-letter-word that has something to do with female, somehow importantly relate to you, spell as “_unt”?"

A: Aunt