山水安妮
隨意的夢幻/學著活人
正文
An engineer died and came to Heaven. At St. Peter's gate, the engineer said,
"St. Peter, Please let me go into Heaven."
St Peter checked through his list and replied,
"Sorry, you are not on the list."
"but, I am suppose to be in heaven!" The engineer disappointed.
"You are not on the list." St Peter shrugged.
So the engineer came to the hell.
Satan said, "so they don't want you, then come on in."
Not long after the engineer got in hell, he helped the hell get electricity, air conditioning and running water.
God makes his regular monthly call to the hell, he asks Satan,
"How is everthing dwon there?"
Satan said, " Really good. Thanks for the engineer, we have electricity, air conditioning and running water now.'
God said, 'Then he belongs to heaven. I want him in heaven"
Satan said, "You didn't take him, now you can't have him."
God said, "I will sue you!"
Satan laughed: " Where the hell damn you can find a lawyer?!"
"St. Peter, Please let me go into Heaven."
St Peter checked through his list and replied,
"Sorry, you are not on the list."
"but, I am suppose to be in heaven!" The engineer disappointed.
"You are not on the list." St Peter shrugged.
So the engineer came to the hell.
Satan said, "so they don't want you, then come on in."
Not long after the engineer got in hell, he helped the hell get electricity, air conditioning and running water.
God makes his regular monthly call to the hell, he asks Satan,
"How is everthing dwon there?"
Satan said, " Really good. Thanks for the engineer, we have electricity, air conditioning and running water now.'
God said, 'Then he belongs to heaven. I want him in heaven"
Satan said, "You didn't take him, now you can't have him."
God said, "I will sue you!"
Satan laughed: " Where the hell damn you can find a lawyer?!"
if your're a lawyer. sorry. you guya make money, we just have some fun. haha
THAT'S funny!!