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Years ago, after a public speech an audience came up and dumped an pie in Bill Gate's face ... There is no free lunch, they say
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影雲 回複 悄悄話 哈哈,哈哈。。。
我也得帶地圖 :)
LTG 回複 悄悄話 還有一次, 一個中年的黑人問我:

"嗨, 我的亞洲兄弟, 中國和台灣哪個是島嶼?"

...

從那時起, 我就隨身帶著世界地圖了... :))
LTG 回複 悄悄話 u r soooo welcome!

:)
地中海人魚 回複 悄悄話 true! your explanation is exactly the same as what my british friend said.She calls it simply as "jealousy". thanksssssss
LTG 回複 悄悄話 SD: I know the pie thrower. He is a "behavioral artist"!!! :))))


you just reminded me of the meaning of a "behavior artist"....if this is true, then i think all politicians, soldiers, generals, actors, prostitues as well as strippers, of course; and preachers, auto sellspeople, gansters, crooks, liers, the crazy ones, the righteous ones, the stupid ones, etc. etc. are also "behavior artists!!"

:))))
LTG 回複 悄悄話 mermaid: "...反倒是東歐國家和南美人常以負麵的眼光來評價中國---有點陰暗的心理。"

among the developing countries, people are more concerned with their own lives--the basic stuff, so when they form an opinion about others, they tend to be naiive because their emotions are overridden by unbalanced realities...

the real dark side of people's attitude toward each other is when it turns into anger and hatefulness....for anger and hatefulness, such as Nationalism, can often hide one's own "dark side"...

yy & sd,

like your "impressionism"....i use this word because my "impressions" are alternative impressions, not have to be "politically correct"...:))
地中海人魚 回複 悄悄話 報歉。今天是有感而發,心裏不平,上來傾訴一下。
地中海人魚 回複 悄悄話 一個令人不快的事實是:西歐人一般都能客觀地看待中國。反倒是東歐國家和南美人常以負麵的眼光來評價中國---有點陰暗的心理。
影雲 回複 悄悄話 one more, sd,

french fries were not from France :)
by水滴 回複 悄悄話 :)))) You all make me laugh..

You know what, I know the pie thrower. He is a "behavioral artist"!!! :))))

//

FIrst impression:

Black guys eat white bread.

White bread is cheaper than black bread.

Hot dog has nothing to do with dog.

Hamburger has nothing to do with Hamburg

Chicken is cheaper than green vegetable..
影雲 回複 悄悄話 Seeing

My ex-boss proudly
Wear a “I am a bitch” t-shirt
In a VIP meeting

&

Contract for thousands
Of shares of Pre IPO stocks
Turn into waste paper
And burp out a Dot COM bubble

&

An old guy working
In the warehouse
Bring me CDs of Oldies

&

An old gypsy-like woman dig
Through the trash barrel
To get her carts full of “treasure”
Her grey hair messy, and
floating in the early morning breeze

&

a cherry peddler
With a sweaty dark face
On the safe island

&

A man ask me to marry his son
Telling me that
He has four cows and five sheep
And a house somewhere
Along the river of Amazon

&

Learning Spanish
From a Mexican janitor
‘uno, dos, tres . . .
& adios, mi amigo . . .”

. . . . .
影雲 回複 悄悄話 they were labeled with a REAL yellow tag when they entered into the customs . . .
LTG 回複 悄悄話 how could you tell refugees from immigrants??

just curious....i thought these are just "labels"...i can never tell...


oh, another one

was seeing an very very very old lady driving a

very very very very big old sedan

with only half of head grey head

showing behind the wheel

:))
影雲 回複 悄悄話 My first impression is the faces of refugees I saw in the customs
LTG 回複 悄悄話 that was one of my first impressions of the U.S. [besides Bill Clinton's confession on national TV]

:)

what is yours first impression of the U.S., the U.K., Fracne, Germany, Japan, New Zealand, New Guinea, etc..??

i thought this would be fun topic to share....:)
知凡 回複 悄悄話 :))))))))))))))))))
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