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>>>>飛北京的路途上,空姐給飛機上的老外上餐…
>>>>
>>>>老外問:What is this?
>>>>
>>>>空姐答:Cake China ( 饅頭)
>>>>
>>>>老外問:What is this?
>>>>
>>>>空姐答:Pizza China ( 餡餅)
>>>>
>>>>老外問:What is this?
>>>>
>>>>空姐答:Salad China ( 黃瓜)
>>>>
>>>>這時空姐放了一個屁
>>>>
>>>>老外又問:What is this?
>>>>
>>>>空姐妙答:Air China ( 中國民航)
>>>一百條內褲
>>>
>>>一個台灣人出國,海關要求打開行李檢查,發現有七條內褲,奇怪問原因
>>>
>>>台灣人回答:“Sunday, Monday, Tuesday ... Saturday”
>>>
>>>官員明白是一天一條。
>>>
>>>接著來了個法國人,官員要求打開行李檢查發現有五條內褲,奇怪問原因
>>>
>>>法國人回答:“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday”
>>>
>>>星期六,日如何?
>>>
>>>法國人, NO WEAR.
>>>
>>>官員明白法國人浪漫,星期六.日是不穿的。
>>>
>>>接著來了個印度人,檢查發現有十二條內褲,
>>>
>>>官員大惑不解,忙問如何?
>>>印度人慢悠悠回答:“ January, February, March, April .......”
>>>最後,祖傳中醫來到海關,官員發現祖傳中醫的箱子裏有上百條內褲:你走私內褲呀?
>>>祖傳中醫氣憤地說:2012, 2013,2014, 2015 。。。。。。
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.
老外: Who is this?
空姐: Mychina