說的是老三，現在老二也開始學弟弟的油頭滑腦了，每天要和他們鬥智鬥勇，真傷腦筋啊
打個比方：
“老三，可以幫我把兔子喂了嗎，謝謝啦！”
“Sure! Can I have some computer time after this?"
“NO！ 遊戲玩太多對你不好，你知道的。”
“But...1. we have lots of rabbits, will take me a long time. that's kinda hard work. I should get reward for that.
2. all of my friends have computer times everyday without doing anything. seriously! they don't need to earn it. they can play as long as they want after finishing their homework. but I don't get anything, even I finish my homework, plus do my chore, plus do extra work like feeding the rabbits. that's unfair. Please, MOM, can I have some computer time?"
他的連珠炮轟得我腦袋嗡嗡響，加上他那麽誠懇那麽期盼地看著你，再硬的心腸都會被融化在老三那清澈熱誠的眼神裏。
唉，我往往就這麽莫名其妙地敗下陣來。
“好啦好啦，快去喂吧，再說兩句兔子就餓成兔幹了。”
"Thank you mom!! I love you!!" 看我繳械投降，兒子快樂地抱著我在臉上啄一口 
別以為事就這樣成了，大戲的序幕才剛拉開呢。。。
“How much computer time do I get for this?"
“uh... half hour."
"What??? that's a lot of work, you know. I have to do ......,and...., plus....., then....... So, see, that's really a lot of work! Can I have an hour?"
"No!"
"But why?"
"Because all of those work will only take you 10 minutes."
"No, it will take more than 10 minutes.......seriously"
我可以感覺到我那本來就很微弱的耐心在一點點地流失，慢慢的我的臉色開始不耐煩了，眼睛開始睜大，瞳孔逐漸縮小（感覺哈），心跳不斷加速。。。火，，，快上來了
竭盡全力按捺住我那即將爆發的小火山："Ok, I hear you. Now go to work."
"So I get an hour?"
"Half hour."
"Oh, please mom....."
"20 minutes."
"MOM, please..."
"15minutes."
"MOM...."
終於老媽鳳眼圓睜，一字一句鏗鏘有力：“你再說，you get nothing!!!"
老三這下意識到了問題的嚴重性，立馬投降：“Ok, ok, half hour. Thank you mom!”
俺這邊廂還在調整情緒，人家已經一蹦一跳喂兔子去嘍！
