笑話三則

Meat or muscle


兒子把身上捏起來柔軟的部分叫meat,能用力鼓起來的部分叫muscle。經常和老爸比誰的muscle多。常常捏捏老爸的腿，說：“All muscles.”

周六和兒子去印第安那州的Turk Run StatePark。父子倆和同行的朋友們爬了５英裏的山路。到最後的７０級台階，兒子實在不行了。俺說：“Keep going, son. You know, this is the time that your muscle will build up.”

兒子說：“I know, dad. Muscle is on my legs now. Meat is only on my butts and tummy.”

Slave的滋味


周六本來計劃全家去印第安那州的Turk Run State Park，可女兒的summer job是玉米育種，現在是最繁忙的季節。她不得不取消計劃，周末加班。老媽自告奮勇地留家裏，接送女兒。早晨六點半老媽送到玉米地裏。到老爸傍晚７點到家，女兒穿戴整齊，等老爸帶她們出門吃晚飯呢。

“Come on, I am tired. How about tomorrow?” 老爸和女兒商量。

“Daddy, I worked from 6:30 AM until 5:30 PM. A long, long day. You promised. So take us out now.” 女兒抗議了。

“Ok, Ok. Let's go. You know the taste of being a slave now, huh. Still want to be a farmer in the future?” 老爸開玩笑。

“Definitely not! 11 hour work, still the same hourly pay! This is unfair. I guess this is what a slave experienced.”


The meaning of mating

周日和兒子坐在Breakfast Nook吃晚飯。看到後院兩隻兔子追來追去，就叫兒子：“Look, son, there are 2 rabits in the back yard.”

兒子抬頭一看：“They are going to mate soon, I bet.”

“How do you know this?”老爸迷惑不解了。

“I read somewhere from a book.” 兒子回答。

“What does mating mean?” 老爸還不死心地問。

“I forgot.” 兒子想了想。

“Making baby?” 老爸試探一下。

“Yes! But disgusting!”。。。。。。

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