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兒子的少林功夫班應邀在本地的華人新年晚會上表演，兒子也就理所當然的上台去秀了秀他大半年所學的拳腳功夫了。過了新年，朋友送來了一張有兒子照片的報紙。 老爸一看，衝兒子喊了一嗓子：“Son, you are famous now! You see, you are on thenewspaper!”
小人兒正在自己玩玩具，頭都沒抬：“Well, dad, since I am famous, you should give me 10 bucks as reward.”
“哈哈，好，讓你老爸出錢吧！”媽媽在廚房裏幫腔說。
“Come on, you are famous, you should give me money.”老爸和兒子吵開了。
“No! You give ５ bucks to sister when she gets an A from school. So I should have reward for this.” 兒子可是見錢眼開地。
“Ok, Ok. But this is not an A. So it is only worth a quarter.”老爸隻有討價還價的份了。
“Ok. A quarter. Put into my pig bank.”
哎，老爸老媽每個周末接接送送，到頭來還得白白損失一個quarter，連謝謝都沒撈到一個。這年頭。。。
（３／２／２００７）
小人兒正在自己玩玩具，頭都沒抬：“Well, dad, since I am famous, you should give me 10 bucks as reward.”
“哈哈，好，讓你老爸出錢吧！”媽媽在廚房裏幫腔說。
“Come on, you are famous, you should give me money.”老爸和兒子吵開了。
“No! You give ５ bucks to sister when she gets an A from school. So I should have reward for this.” 兒子可是見錢眼開地。
“Ok, Ok. But this is not an A. So it is only worth a quarter.”老爸隻有討價還價的份了。
“Ok. A quarter. Put into my pig bank.”
哎，老爸老媽每個周末接接送送，到頭來還得白白損失一個quarter，連謝謝都沒撈到一個。這年頭。。。
（３／２／２００７）
(---how old is this celebrity?)