“Can I buy a wife?”

最近，一家鄰居的太太背痛，先生又在韓國上班，就找我們家商量car pool，一起接送孩子。他們送，我太太接。鄰居的女兒以前和兒子是同一個班，今年分開了。但還是一起在after school program玩。漂漂亮亮的韓國小女孩，我們也經常在家裏拿兒子開心：“Is she your girl friend? ”

兒子都會說“No”。

上周五，俺一到家，老媽就告狀：“兒子不老實。兩人坐後排，中間雖隔著一個座位，兒子還是和小女孩爭爭吵吵。周五，居然嚇唬人家，要給她一個kiss。俺隻好審問一下兒子：“What did she reply?”

“Disgusting!”， 老媽搶著說。

“See, you know you have to be nice to girl, right?” 俺對兒子說。

兒子沒頭沒腦地來了一句：“ Can I buy a wife with my money?”

“You have watched Snowwhite and Lion King a lot of times. You know, when people get married, they have to fall into love first, right? Can someone buy dad and mom's love to you from you?”

“Ok, I get it.”

“So, next time, treat girls nicely. When you grow up, you can become a gentleman. Then a girl will love you and marry you to become your wife. No girl loves a bad boy.”

 

俺還在等兒子這個禮拜的表現和老媽的匯報呢。

（１／２９／２００７）