題目：《女人如何能夠活過100歲——家庭和諧秘籍》

一個網友郵件裏給我發來一篇治家格言，看得我大喜過望，蠢蠢欲動，沒想到一個題目就引來非議。我覺得應該是玉女心經，她非說是獄女心經。您說這涉及到正文還能翻譯出讓領導賞心悅目的文字來？難啊！我先搞定一個題目：女人如何能夠活過100歲——家庭和諧秘籍。也算是我為社會做點貢獻吧。




THIS WAS ESTABLISHED BY A WOMAN WHO DIED AT THE AGE OF 104, AND SHE SPENT 82 YEARS IN MARRIAGE, AND SHE SAID THIS.

“I know that young ladies will never agree with me, but whoever will implement this, shall be the happiest of all and shall make a nice home; unless otherwise.”

ITEMS:

1. The husband is always right

2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn’t work

3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as
well as before turning the back to him on the bed

4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should
smile as if nothing happened

5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed

6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over

7. The husband never lies, but he enlightens

8. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything

9. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision

11. The husband never comes home late, he is in a meeting

12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the family
meeting

13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and takes those of her husband when he is back home

14. The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in
the night

15. The wife never goes to her husband’s office only when it comes an urgent case or emergence of this one

16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting
the husband even if its her own money

17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom
without witness and this should be to the husband’s advantage

18. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed

19. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these
from him

20. The wife must respect the husband’s orders carefully

21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public

22. The wife ever pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances; she should be accompanied by the husband


23. The wife never goes out without permission from her husband

別看完就走，有本事翻譯好了也貼出來讓咱看看！特別是那個誰····