小天使(1078)-回國紀實－超生遊擊隊

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by toto250
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回姥姥姥爺家，城裏高樓林立，就是一個小區裏也是互相認不得的。

每回帶他們兄弟倆出去，總有人好奇地問：這倆孩子都是你們的？

哪還能有錯嗎？我們真的很得意自豪呢。

不料那天和我媽聊天兒說到這事兒，我媽一句話就讓我們清醒過來：

--人家以為你們是賣菜的吧？現在誰家還能有兩個孩子！

這讓我想起我們一個朋友回國的事。他們帶倆孩子外出坐火車，路上和人聊天兒，不想說自己從國外回來，就說他們是在外地打工回來探親的。具體哪個外地呢？就新疆吧。

結果鄰座的恍然大悟：

--你們在新疆打工啊？難怪有兩個小子，他們說得是新疆話吧？

暈啊，計劃生育這麽多年，國內“超生遊擊隊”也快消亡了，要麽就像我們流竄海外啦。

[www12345]

depend where you go. we only have one child. when we went back to our college, my brother's son came with us. the sales person in souvenir store asked "are you come back from U.S.?"

[01233210]

Once we took a taxi in China. The driver saw we had two kids, and none of us dressed fashionaly, thus asked me: you must from the northern west of China?
I said: from Xi'an.
He then asked: Xi'an? That is a big city. You can have two kids there?
I said: actually I am from a county close to Xi'an.
He replied: no wonder.

[new9826]

哈哈。我上次回國看見別人老盯著我兒子女兒看開始還自作多情以為是我兒子長得俊女兒長得俏呢。等後來反應過來，不等別人審，就趕緊坦白：“我們是超生遊擊隊的“.:-)