小天使
孩子是父母眼中的天使。
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by A-mao
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老爸終於享福了
周六和女兒shopping，女兒挑了一個ice cream蛋糕。等到家，兒子一看就跳起來。幫姐姐切，拿盤子，擺上餐桌。都弄好了，又過來催老爸老媽去品嚐。
老媽先過去，嚐了一口，說是“very good”。老爸一向不太喜歡甜食，就在廚房裏磨磨蹭蹭，把廚房收拾完了，才過去。剛坐下，兒子就把一盤蛋糕遞過來。突然發現沒有老爸用地勺子，兒子一聲不響，轉身跑進廚房去找了一把，遞給老爸。
老媽在一旁看呆了：“哇，兒子什麽時候懂事了，居然知道給爸爸媽媽跑腿，準備餐具！”
俺一邊謝謝兒子，一邊和老媽開玩笑：“知道吧，我們（A-mao)家的兒子當然是心痛老爸地。”
嗯，不錯，這蛋糕吃起來是比平常的香甜。：）。
What does "sexy" mean?
禮拜五在晚飯桌上，６歲的兒子沒頭沒腦地來了這一句。
媽媽沒反應過來，隻好問：”你從哪兒學來地？“
兒子說， 從同學那裏聽來地。
老爸我隻好把口裏的食物多嚼一會兒，想想怎麽回答。
”Yousee, there are two types of people, ladies and gentlemen, right? Naturemakes in this way. So, ladies dress in colorful clothes, and mendressin different ways. Ladies likely have long hair and men have shortone. When a lady dress in colorful clothes, you will say she's pretty,right? So if a lady dress in men's clothes or a man dress like alady,you will laugh. "Sexy" means people dress in a right way andpretty."
"Is it a bad word?"
"No."
"But, my teacher said so."
"What had happended before the teacher said that?"
"A kid said another girl was sexy. "
"I see. You kow, the word itself is not a bad one. However, every peoplehave to dress according to their age and circumanstances. See, you cannot dress your underwear outside, right? And kids should notdress in anadult way, just as some movies are for kids, and some for adults. So ifsomeone dress improperly, such as a little kid dress like an adult,it's not right. I guess the girl maybe dressed or tried to behave likean adult, that's why the other kid said she was sexy. And that is whyyour teacher said that it's not a good word."
回答完，老爸的頭上開始冒汗了。
A lot of times, I just have trouble to find a right way to answer his questions. He never shut up his little mouth.:(. Only his sister can handle him now.
以前聽過一個笑話:6 歲的女兒問爸爸SEX是什麽意思。爸爸從生理衛生講到女性應該自尊自重自強。半個小時才講完，然後女兒問:"那麽這一欄我該填什麽呢？“原來是填表。－－跑題了，與A-Mao 故事無關，臨時想起。不過A-Mao 顯然比這個笑話中的爸爸反應好多了。